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Previously on "Threaded’s dodgy time machine strikes again"

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  • Spacecadet
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    There was a great time machine joke on bleak expectations yesterday morning

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  • zeitghost
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    Once you've got it, funds are not a problem.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    If only one had the funds to invest in a proper Time Machine - anything less than the model 40 is just not up to scratch.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    started a topic Threaded’s dodgy time machine strikes again

    Threaded’s dodgy time machine strikes again

    I’ve had my T-SQL undies on this morning writing some queries for some reports I’m developing. Doing some Common Table Expressions to do the current/prior trick and I think, “I’ve done this one before.” I have looked in all my databases, in views, stored procedure and other places and I can find no trace of me ever doing it. I’m sure I have, but there is no trace.
    It’s as if it’s been removed from history. We all know where that one leads; don’t we. Threaded, get your fracking time machine fixed before someone gets hurt.
    On the other hand, it might be my senile old brain playing tricks on me again.
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