Reply to: Female Logic

[Jog On]

I find van drivers are the worst tail gaters

[Spacecadet]

I saw a smart car tailgating a campervan the other day. Was about 6 inches between them!

On closer inspection it turned out that the smart car was hitched to the campervan

[Moscow Mule]

WHS.

Especially tailgating taxi drivers.

I saw this on the M25 heading to Gatwick some time ago. We were in the middle lane overtaking a lorry, and in the other lane a saloon of some description was being tailgated by a mini cab at a distance of no more than 12 inches.

[Paddy]

I can't stand tailgaters - I slow right down down for them, they hate it

I though about a washer pump connected to a tube to the exhaust tail-pipe and with a reservoir of old sump oil.

[Mustang]

My other half is Irish, I've got sod all chance!

WTS. Not even worth starting......!!

[Jog On]

My Grandad is 82 and does this, too. He is an idiot.

He constantly gets pulled over for tailgating, and was absolutely outraged by a policeman telling him his driving his "awful".

I can't stand tailgaters - I slow right down down for them, they hate it

[MaryPoppins]

I was naughty in my young days and when a boy racer pulled up along side at traffic lights; I stared at him and then I suddenly jerked the car forward. He raced off on red and screeched to a halt half way across.

My Grandad is 82 and does this, too. He is an idiot.

He constantly gets pulled over for tailgating, and was absolutely outraged by a policeman telling him his driving his "awful".

[Paddy]

Brilliant. I can see his logic there.

I was naughty in my young days and when a boy racer pulled up along side at traffic lights; I stared at him and then I suddenly jerked the car forward. He raced off on red and screeched to a halt half way across.

[MaryPoppins]

I once stopped at a red light only for some bloke to ram me, then get out of his car and say "sorry mate, I thought you were going to jump it".

Brilliant. I can see his logic there.

[lukemg]

'How do you write women so well ?' 'it's simple, I think of a man and take out logic and accountability'...

[TimberWolf]

The only accidents "I" have had are shunts from the back, when I:

• was not even present in the car (car written off)
• stationary at a roundabout junction - the MMW driver hit me at extraordinarily high speed considering the situation, and wrote off my old banger
• stationary at traffic lights,
• stationary in a roundabout queue. Just a light shunt from a woman driver. A small dent in my old banger that I didn't pursue
• spotted someone reversing into my car while he was parking. Got cash for a new number plate
• stationary, junction

Although in my teenage motorbike days I went over a couple of cars and at least one of those was my fault. All of them probably. I wrote off all 3 of my motorbikes. Never ending straightening out the foot rests and the front forks were usually bent.

[doodab]

I was once waiting at a red light when I was hit by the woman ahead of me when the light turned green.

In reverse.

I once stopped at a red light only for some bloke to ram me, then get out of his car and say "sorry mate, I thought you were going to jump it".

[markinbrussels]

I was once waiting at a red light when I was hit by the woman ahead of me when the light turned green.

In reverse.

[shaunbhoy]

Because I was hoping to have knocked her sparko and then had my wicked way. Mooooooooooo haaaaaaa ha!

Rumour has it that you were using your handheld, and feverishly posting on the Counting Thread (FFS!! ) and did not realise that you were rollling backwards!!

[Spacecadet]

Dont talk to me about caravans. Worst holiday ever!!! and that includes the night I spent in a Thai Jail!

Next time ask for proof of age!