The shop told mum...

[Jabberwocky]

How do you know, are you the cleaner who cleaned it up?


I must go to PC world and trade in my 2.8GHz PC if a 2000MHz will give me a lot more pleasurable experience

No, the orderlies will empty your bag for you - just keep those numbers coming, they really turn me on.

[PerlOfWisdom]

My my, you must have wet yourself

How do you know, are you the cleaner who cleaned it up?

But it is true, you do connect with a CPU running at 2000Mhz, your PC is faster, the browsing is quicker, and overall the internet is a lot more pleasurable experience.

I must go to PC world and trade in my 2.8GHz PC if a 2000MHz will give me a lot more pleasurable experience

[Numptycorner]

the shop told mum...

Please pay for those items under your coat then fook off you pikey biitch

[Jabberwocky]

What's funny about that?, it's true.

I once heard someone in PC world telling a customer that the latest PC was 2GHz and that meant that they could connect to the internet at 2000MHz.

My my, you must have wet yourself. But it is true, you do connect with a CPU running at 2000Mhz, your PC is faster, the browsing is quicker, and overall the internet is a lot more pleasurable experience. You need to have a red hot poker rammed up your ass.

[bogeyman]

The cartridges that come with low-budget printers are usually half empty because the manufacturers want to make money on cartridges and not printers.

That's correct too.

Nothing to do with 'priming' tho - just cheating!

[Skeptical]

The cartridges that come with low-budget printers are usually half empty because the manufacturers want to make money on cartridges and not printers.

[bogeyman]

The shop told mum that the first lot of ink would be used up quicker as the printer has to be primed.

Oh yeah - like

God, you think you know it all don't you?

If you're so farkin smart why didn't you get your mum a printer in the first place.

As it happens: -

a) some printers have a length of pipe between the cartridge and the print head (usually the better kind of printer, that doesn't incorp the head into the cartridge).

b) many inkjet printerd DO INDEED need to be PRIMED with a fairly large quantity of ink when new, out of the box.

On printers that have a droplet counter (e.g. Epson Photo) the initial printer setup will consume a larger than usual amount of ink in priming the printer head feeders and purging the print head.

In short - the PC World lad was correct - and you are not.

Twat!

[AlfredJPruffock]

What's funny about that?, it's true.

I once heard someone in PC world telling a customer that the latest PC was 2GHz and that meant that they could connect to the internet at 2000MHz.

Any fool knows that the latest PC has the internet already downloaded on its Mp4 Floppy adapator, thats a great feature as you dont need a modem and no more expensive connection bills.

[PerlOfWisdom]

The shop told mum that the first lot of ink would be used up quicker as the printer has to be primed.

What's funny about that?, it's true.

I once heard someone in PC world telling a customer that the latest PC was 2GHz and that meant that they could connect to the internet at 2000MHz.

[foritisme]

Expert information

Reading an article in a 'techie' magazine............

'it doesn't matter which phone you pick as an mp3 player as they will all be playing the same mp3 file....'

On that little goldmine of information I can save thousand of pounds on expensive hi-fi and video equipment as they use the same source information as a cheap alba or amstrad. Come to think of it I can sell my Canon dlsr and by a vivitar from QVC as they will both be used to photograph the same images.

[wc2]

No doubt PC World.

I am sure that they rotate their staff with Burger King

[threaded]

The shop told mum that the first lot of ink would be used up quicker as the printer has to be primed.