Thanks for all you've... ermmm...... errrrr..... ermmmm. done?......

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shaunbhoy replied

17 July 2010, 10:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

The tulipebot or AtWbot as I like to call it , is ready. I've scheduled it to produce a new thread every 30 seconds with 10 random links from the Internet called FORMAT(TODAY(),"DDDD")&" LINKS"&FORMAT(TIME,"0OCLOCK")

"My Lunch" or "Numpty's perspective on the Economy" posts?
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2010, 21:14
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

I believe that will flag up an AtW-clone infringement, and result in you having your wedding tackle shorn off with a rusty hacksaw, if I read the small print correctly. Better to just cough up the dosh for the ciders and have done with it!

The tulipebot or AtWbot as I like to call it , is ready. I've scheduled it to produce a new thread every 30 seconds with 10 random links from the Internet called FORMAT(TODAY(),"DDDD")&" LINKS"&FORMAT(TIME,"0OCLOCK")
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shaunbhoy replied

16 July 2010, 20:27
Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post

Momento from you recent "tryst"?

Again.............in English this time. And try not to type with your mouth full.
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SofaKingdom replied

16 July 2010, 20:26
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

having your wedding tackle shorn off with a rusty hacksaw,

Momento from you recent "tryst"?
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shaunbhoy replied

16 July 2010, 20:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I think that would be unfair. I start a new contract next week and will not be able to compete fairly during the day.

I have of course written an automated script though which if I believe that you are going hell bent for it I will schedule on my server and run.

300 posts = 2 every minute. 150 minutes = 2.5 hours automation......

I believe that will flag up an AtW-clone infringement, and result in you having your wedding tackle shorn off with a rusty hacksaw, if I read the small print correctly. Better to just cough up the dosh for the ciders and have done with it!
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2010, 19:30
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

You will do, you slacker!!
Next week I am going postal for 7K!!

I think that would be unfair. I start a new contract next week and will not be able to compete fairly during the day.

I have of course written an automated script though which if I believe that you are going hell bent for it I will schedule on my server and run.

300 posts = 2 every minute. 150 minutes = 2.5 hours automation......
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Zippy replied

16 July 2010, 19:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Good point.

I need a clutch bag.

FTFY
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shaunbhoy replied

16 July 2010, 19:16
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Good point.

I need a shopping trolley.

You will do, you slacker!!
Next week I am going postal for 7K!!
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2010, 19:09
Good point.

I need a shopping trolley.
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MarillionFan started a topic Thanks for all you've... ermmm...... errrrr..... ermmmm. done?......

16 July 2010, 18:54
Thanks for all you've... ermmm...... errrrr..... ermmmm. done?......

Was the comforting words I had from the Head of the outsourcing project I had completed.

Frankly the daft cow didnt have a clue what I had been working on for the last five months, which funnily enough was the same boat I was in.

They changed the spec 5 times and because of the outsource everything I implemented will only last until October (which funny enough is the same amount a time a Supremespod application works for before crashing).

Times past, I've been given a party, been bought a Motor Racing lesson, chockies, afternoon at the pub, a leaving card many times, bubbly, even worst a couple of kind words.

Today was an awkward affair.....

I finished with the parting words 'I feel like Scott Bakula in a rather uninteresting episode of Quantum Leap. Hopefully next weeks episode will be a good one!'

I left to silence.
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