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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Actually, my auntie saw the ad in her copy of Psychic News and told me about it
    Would one need a copy of "Psychic News"??

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Just how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

    Actually, my auntie saw the ad in her copy of Psychic News and told me about it

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
    Instead of just selling the magazines why not ask someone to explain what the pictures in your big issue mean?
    You are only jealous because the Big Issue recruiters told you they would not allow you to sell them without a full makeover.

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  • SofaKingdom
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Just how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

    Instead of just selling the magazines why not ask someone to explain what the pictures in your big issue mean?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    I once went on a Yoga taster weekend in the Brecon Beacons
    Just how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.
    You didn't take the time to pinpoint just what "head" she may have had in mind then OwlHoot? Might have been a missed opportunity.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post

    Yours might be but mine is a bony shell with a brain inside.

    The point of the head massage is to initiate physical contact in an innocuous form. It's called flirting.
    In that case her mother should have told her that with some guys you can never be too obvious.

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  • norrahe
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    [QUOTE=doodab;1167222It's called flirting.[/QUOTE]

    No, I think she called it massage.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.

    But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
    Did she call it "giving head"?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.

    But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
    Yours might be but mine is a bony shell with a brain inside.

    The point of the head massage is to initiate physical contact in an innocuous form. It's called flirting.

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  • Durbs
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point?
    Its the pressure points innit. Like acupuncture (of which i had a few sessions when trying to give up smoking and it was, bizarrely, a quite pleasant feeling if you didn't look at the ruddy great needles).

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  • OwlHoot
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    I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.

    But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.

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  • thunderlizard
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    If you are considering getting life coaching to become successful and yoga to focus your mind, you are probably looking beyond the capabilities of this forum. People on here are more concerned with maintaining a humdrum high 5-/low 6-figure income and paying off a mortgage on the semi-detatched. You'll frighten them if you aim any higher.

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    strange people
    That seeems a bit harsh. I once went on a Yoga taster weekend in the Brecon Beacons & everyone there was quite normal. Apart from myself, there were a couple of schoolteachers, a psychologist, some social workers and an "aspiring" actor.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Nah. Go for a jog instead - easier on the brain and less of a risk of breaking wind in front of a room full of strangers.
    strange people

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