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You are only jealous because the Big Issue recruiters told you they would not allow you to sell them without a full makeover.Originally posted by SofaKingdom View PostInstead of just selling the magazines why not ask someone to explain what the pictures in your big issue mean?
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Instead of just selling the magazines why not ask someone to explain what the pictures in your big issue mean?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostJust how does one find out that such opportunities might be available?? Is it in the ads section of "Yoga Monthly" or something?

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You didn't take the time to pinpoint just what "head" she may have had in mind then OwlHoot? Might have been a missed opportunity.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.
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In that case her mother should have told her that with some guys you can never be too obvious.Originally posted by doodab View Post
Yours might be but mine is a bony shell with a brain inside.
The point of the head massage is to initiate physical contact in an innocuous form. It's called flirting.
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[QUOTE=doodab;1167222It's called flirting.[/QUOTE]
No, I think she called it massage.
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Did she call it "giving head"?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.
But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
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Yours might be but mine is a bony shell with a brain inside.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.
But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
The point of the head massage is to initiate physical contact in an innocuous form. It's called flirting.
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Its the pressure points innit. Like acupuncture (of which i had a few sessions when trying to give up smoking and it was, bizarrely, a quite pleasant feeling if you didn't look at the ruddy great needles).Originally posted by OwlHoot View Postmainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point?
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I once worked with a lady who did what she called "head massages", and when she talked about it I had the impression she was hinting I might like to volunteer for one.
But somehow it didn't seem very appealing, mainly because one's head is solid bone. So what is the point? If she had said shoulder massage or, you know, anything else I would have jumped at the chance. She was very good looking too.
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If you are considering getting life coaching to become successful and yoga to focus your mind, you are probably looking beyond the capabilities of this forum. People on here are more concerned with maintaining a humdrum high 5-/low 6-figure income and paying off a mortgage on the semi-detatched. You'll frighten them if you aim any higher.
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That seeems a bit harsh. I once went on a Yoga taster weekend in the Brecon Beacons & everyone there was quite normal. Apart from myself, there were a couple of schoolteachers, a psychologist, some social workers and an "aspiring" actor.Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
strange people 
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. Go for a jog instead - easier on the brain and less of a risk of breaking wind in front of a room full of strangers.
strange people
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