Reply to: Absolute babe at work….

[FiveTimes]

why do they get scratched so quick anyway

You can take them back to the jeweller to polish them. We take ours back every year for a buffing

[cailin maith]

why do they get scratched so quick anyway

[rsingh]

She can't get it on anymore since childbirth.

Enough about your love-life, what about the wedding ring?

[lilelvis2000]

Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.

I can't recall the last time she cleaned anything...but it has been over five years since she's worn it. She can't get it on anymore since childbirth.

[shaunbhoy]

Ask her if she knows how to interpret dreams......

..........or if she has a dog................or is a manic depressive..............or knows anything about brokering peace deals between warring factions. All these qualities would be useful in any future partner.

[Zippy]

Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>

Have you tried Brasso? <sigh>

[shaunbhoy]

Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>

I thought that was after 9 pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo??

Your arse ends up looking like a burned-out firework!!

[MarillionFan]

Those kind rarely bother to clean.

Well thats when you land up with a blackened and tarnished ring...... <insert gag here>

[doodab]

Especially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!

Those kind rarely bother to clean.

[MarillionFan]

Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.

Especially if the hubby was cheap and bought it from Argos!

[centurian]

First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.

Has just been released from Durham prison

[shaunbhoy]

What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?

With your track record, I'd go with something along the lines of "Hi there, can I just say that if you are ever tempted to end it all by jumping off a building, come and have a chat with me, and after that the prospect won't seem half as scary!"

HTH

[doodab]

and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.

Lots of women take their wedding rings off when they are doing the cleaning.

[lilelvis2000]

First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.


and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.

[doodab]

With your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to install one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her minge.

FTFY