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Previously on "What can you do in 3 minutes?"

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  • moorfield
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    Crack one off while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil for my pot noodle.

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  • PRC1964
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    A few years ago I could have made £4.50. It's a bit less now though.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Well I would have arrived at work from home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Three minutes? I can hold my breath five times

    Last year I had a contract in Bristol where I could lean out of the B&B window and see my desk through clientco's window, three doors down the street.

    Mind you, the snow was so treacherous and slippy it took over three minutes to walk the 20 paces from door to door.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I could forget what I was doing 4 minutes before.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    My commute time is under 5 seconds.

    HTH
    Switch on the red light and open the curtains?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Suityou could pull the wet sheets of his bed
    Spod could have told 6 people to F**K off on CUK
    Threaded could have created a new sockie
    Drewster would have had a French shower
    Minestrone could have at least two arguments with himself
    Wilmslow could have made imaginary love to his imaginary girlfriend.
    Gricerboy would have just left the station
    Zippy would have just turned on the shower

    Well I would have arrived at work from home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    My commute time is under 5 seconds.

    HTH

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic What can you do in 3 minutes?

    What can you do in 3 minutes?

    Suityou could pull the wet sheets of his bed
    Spod could have told 6 people to F**K off on CUK
    Threaded could have created a new sockie
    Drewster would have had a French shower
    Minestrone could have at least two arguments with himself
    Wilmslow could have made imaginary love to his imaginary girlfriend.
    Gricerboy would have just left the station
    Zippy would have just turned on the shower

    Well I would have arrived at work from home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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