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A few years ago I could have made £4.50. It's a bit less now though.
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Three minutes? I can hold my breath five timesOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Well I would have arrived at work from home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Last year I had a contract in Bristol where I could lean out of the B&B window and see my desk through clientco's window, three doors down the street.
Mind you, the snow was so treacherous and slippy it took over three minutes to walk the 20 paces from door to door.
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Switch on the red light and open the curtains?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMy commute time is under 5 seconds.
HTH
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My commute time is under 5 seconds.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSuityou could pull the wet sheets of his bed
Spod could have told 6 people to F**K off on CUK
Threaded could have created a new sockie
Drewster would have had a French shower
Minestrone could have at least two arguments with himself
Wilmslow could have made imaginary love to his imaginary girlfriend.
Gricerboy would have just left the station
Zippy would have just turned on the shower
Well I would have arrived at work from home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





HTH
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What can you do in 3 minutes?
Suityou could pull the wet sheets of his bed
Spod could have told 6 people to F**K off on CUK
Threaded could have created a new sockie
Drewster would have had a French shower
Minestrone could have at least two arguments with himself
Wilmslow could have made imaginary love to his imaginary girlfriend.
Gricerboy would have just left the station
Zippy would have just turned on the shower
Well I would have arrived at work from home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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