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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI wasn't trying to be funny or intelligent. Just noticing that you're a fat fooker. Which makes you the stupid man.
HTH, but IDI
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostOh do shut up you stupid man....
It never ceases to amaze me how much tulip you spout in the self deluded belief that anything you say is either funny or intelligent......
and "HTH but IDI" - Please try to come up with something else!
HTH, but IDI
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostWhich bit do you find hard to understand?
She is a 16yr old girl... She is approx 5' 9"-5' 10".... She weighs what 9-11st if that....
I am a <Hurumph>yr old man.... I am approx 6'.... I weigh about 16 1/2 stone....
I am fairly confident that in any measure of strength I would beat her (not stamina, not fitness but pure brute strength)....
I am fairly certain that I would be able to hit a tennis ball harder than she could (not repeatedly, not as accurately but pure brute force)....
So effectively you're a 40 years man, approx 6 (so 5'10'') and you weigh about 16.5 stone (so 17stone as you're a vain f**ker)
You don't go to the gym, eat hotel food and fly on a plane a lot.
At your description you have a BMI of 31.1 (which is clinically obese according to the NHS). On the real figures you're 34.1 which according to the NHS website is 'Oh my god!! You a fat f**ker, a fat f**ker!! One at a time please, ding ding, lift going down! Whoa! You one fat f**ker!!!'
So basically you're about 50 pounds overweight or you should be 7' 2''.
HTH
MF (Dietician at the Royal Fat Clinic)
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostPerhaps I should change
You are so drearily predictable it really is getting very tedious.
Why not google "Genetic Engineering" and see if you can't get some kindly crazed scientist to cross-pollenate your intellect with a goat, or a wombat, or something else that exists further up the food chain? It'll make your posts a sight more interesting at the very least.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostPerhaps I should change my standard insult to fat bastard as this seems to be as much a theme on CUk as being a thick bastard. 6 foot and 16 stone? why don't you go to the gym and eat less you salad dodger?
HTH, but IDI
It never ceases to amaze me how much tulip you spout in the self deluded belief that anything you say is either funny or intelligent......
and "HTH but IDI" - Please try to come up with something else!
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostWOW!!! Its back SASsy's ultimate insult "Village Idiot"....
Accompanied by gurning, in-bred and drooling....
Oh how we have waited for this day.........
HTH, but IDI
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd I missed it! A true Village Idiots outing where the gurning, in-bred, drooling, secondary modern slack jaws had a "discussion".
Damnation!.
Accompanied by gurning, in-bred and drooling....
Oh how we have waited for this day.........
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Originally posted by SofaKingdom View PostSorry. Having trouble getting past this bit.
She is a 16yr old girl... She is approx 5' 9"-5' 10".... She weighs what 9-11st if that....
I am a <Hurumph>yr old man.... I am approx 6'.... I weigh about 16 1/2 stone....
I am fairly confident that in any measure of strength I would beat her (not stamina, not fitness but pure brute strength)....
I am fairly certain that I would be able to hit a tennis ball harder than she could (not repeatedly, not as accurately but pure brute force)....
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And I missed it! A true Village Idiots outing where the gurning, in-bred, drooling, secondary modern slack jaws had a "discussion".
Damnation!.
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post... I did say I would be much stronger than her
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNice rant.
Would have been all the more effective had I at any point stated that I support Tim Henman
Andy Murray...History Awaits
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