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Previously on "Question Time - Ye Gods!!!"

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    ....................
    Drewster - Mmmmmmmmm Fadge!!!
    ....................
    Shirley?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Hey! Just because I won't kill you doesn't mean I can't.
    At last! Thought you'd missed that one for a while there.



    All good things to those who wait Clarice!! Shloof-shloof-shloof!!

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    You forgot

    sasguru - The Incredibly Dense Alliance
    gricerboy - The Puffing Billy Boys
    Supreme Spod - Lentils, Sandals, and Treehugging Brigade
    AtW - PotNoodlers Cooperative Party
    SofaKingdom - Hunky-Tennis-Heartthrob Reacharound Massive

    Hey! Just because I won't kill you doesn't mean I can't.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    She looks like she's trying to wear all her clothes at once!

    Ah, that explains it. She has been in threaded's faulty time machine and is now having to live on a time line where it's, say, now, 6 hours ago, next Tuesday around 8pm and the early hours of some dodgy party from her student days. I'm glad it happens to other people too.

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  • BoredBloke
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    She looks like she's trying to wear all her clothes at once!

    I had to stop watching. That trog at the end was annoying me the way she waved her arms about as she spoke - like a femail (just) Magnus Pyke (or was it Pike)

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've met some stunningly attractive Iranian ladies.

    She ain't one of them.
    She has all the sex appeal of Christopher Biggins........yet with more facial hair!!

    Never seen anyone that ugly before with only one head!

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    When the bloody hell did I become a liberal!!

    I caught the last minute and noticed that stupid women who looks like a 99 Ice Cream with 100's and thousands was on. She works with under privileged children, obviously stemming from her own Misplaced Childhood as a poor orphan.

    Widow Twankey is a female character in the pantomime Aladdin. The character is a pantomime dame, portrayed by a man; and is a comic foil to the principal boy, Aladdin – played by a female actor.
    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Erm. No.

    Next weeks panel

    Zippy - DNA Database is Bad m'ok Party
    Drewster - Show us yer tits Popular Front
    SY01 - The Beaver Liberation Army
    Minestrone - Hang 'em, Flog 'em and Send 'em all South Party
    Gonzo - 'nuff said Party
    Zeity - Death to all Humans Coalition
    MF -Liberal Democrat
    When the bloody hell did I become a liberal!!

    I caught the last minute and noticed that stupid women who looks like a 99 Ice Cream with 100's and thousands was on. She works with under privileged children, obviously stemming from her own Misplaced Childhood as a poor orphan.

    Born in Tehran to prosperous Iranian parents (her mother was half Belgian), Batmanghelidjh was sent to Sherborne School For Girls (now known as Sherborne Girls') an independent school in Dorset, England. The Iranian Revolution brought turmoil to the Batmanghelidjh family: her father, the physician Fereydoon Batmanghelidj, was jailed, but Camila maintained her place at school despite a lack of funds.

    Or maybe not!

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  • Zippy
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    D'oh

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Erm. No.

    Next weeks panel

    Zippy - DNA Database is Bad m'ok Party
    Drewster - Show us yer tits Popular Front
    SY01 - The Beaver Liberation Army
    Minestrone - Hang 'em, Flog 'em and Send 'em all South Party
    Gonzo - 'nuff said Party
    Zeity - Death to all Humans Coalition
    MF -Liberal Democrat
    You forgot

    sasguru - The Incredibly Dense Alliance
    gricerboy - The Puffing Billy Boys
    Supreme Spod - Lentils, Sandals, and Treehugging Brigade
    AtW - PotNoodlers Cooperative Party
    SofaKingdom - Hunky-Tennis-Heartthrob Reacharound Massive

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Where the Fook did they get tonight's panel members from? It looks like they have rounded up the Costume and Make-up department from the Muppet Show!!!

    How can anyone take them seriously.............or are we not supposed to?

    Erm. No.

    Next weeks panel

    Zippy - DNA Database is Bad m'ok Party
    Drewster - Show us yer tits Popular Front
    SY01 - The Beaver Liberation Army
    Minestrone - Hang 'em, Flog 'em and Send 'em all South Party
    Gonzo - 'nuff said Party
    Zeity - Death to all Humans Coalition
    MF -Liberal Democrat

    Leave a comment:


  • shaunbhoy
    started a topic Question Time - Ye Gods!!!

    Question Time - Ye Gods!!!

    Where the Fook did they get tonight's panel members from? It looks like they have rounded up the Costume and Make-up department from the Muppet Show!!!

    How can anyone take them seriously.............or are we not supposed to?

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