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Previously on "People who use the middle pot."

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    In Holland they have a printed fly to aim at.
    In Germany also, at least in some places.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by rsingh View Post
    That explains why your shoes are always wet...
    In Holland they have a printed fly to aim at.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
    I always go into the cubicle if any of the pots is occupied.
    Small nob ?

    Unlike the one on your shoulders......

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  • rsingh
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    For those in pots 1 and 3, the shaking stage after is not really achievable.
    That explains why your shoes are always wet...

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Could give you a nutty neighbour update if you prefer??
    At least there is (generally) less toilet talk with the neighbours.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    What annoys me are those people who need to undo their belt and practically drop their keks to find it. Nearly as bad as the ones who say "no hands, that's impressive". WTF is that about?
    We get that here.

    Some of the guys literally drop their trousers round their ankles.

    This is the same place that had to put up signs saying not to crap in the pots.

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  • doodab
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    What annoys me are those people who need to undo their belt and practically drop their keks to find it. Nearly as bad as the ones who say "no hands, that's impressive". WTF is that about?

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  • gricerboy
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    I always go into the cubicle if any of the pots is occupied.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Are we back to the pissing stories again?
    Could give you a nutty neighbour update if you prefer??

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Are we back to the pissing stories again?

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic People who use the middle pot.

    People who use the middle pot.

    Okay, it is terrible planning to design a gents with three pots. They are always squeezed so close that the middle pot is pointless.

    Why then, when people are on pots 1 and 3, is the ‘pots full’ message not read by everyone?

    Who in their right mind would want to use this unofficial middle pot to be by a chap either side with the manhood whacked out in their palm?

    For those in pots 1 and 3, the shaking stage after is not really achievable.

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