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I don't know how to tell you this Mr Doodab.Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostProb HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.
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Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.
Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
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Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.
Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
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Is your tongue a funny colour?Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.
Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
Are your pupils dilated?
Do you have any itchy rashes in places you shouldn't?
Do you have a cough or a sore throat?
If none of these and you're not having a stroke, then yes, it's because you are a fat bastard.
HTH
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Nah! Don't worryOriginally posted by doodab View PostIt's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.
Could it be something seriousor is it justlike the extra two stone I'm carrying leading to blocked arteries, and an imminent heart attack - leaving me laying on the karsi floor flapping feebly in a pool of my own Tulip?
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Should I be worried?
It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.
Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?Tags: None
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