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Previously on "Should I be worried?"

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  • doodab
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    Oh dear. I had better let the missus know.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.
    I don't know how to tell you this Mr Doodab.


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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?
    Twos. I generally don't piss much until the afternoon after a night on the beer.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

    Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
    Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?

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  • Jeebo72
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

    Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
    Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

    Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
    Is your tongue a funny colour?
    Are your pupils dilated?
    Do you have any itchy rashes in places you shouldn't?
    Do you have a cough or a sore throat?

    If none of these and you're not having a stroke, then yes, it's because you are a fat bastard.

    HTH

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Nah! Don't worry
    Maybe I shouldn't strain so hard to get them out.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

    Could it be something serious or is it just like the extra two stone I'm carrying leading to blocked arteries, and an imminent heart attack - leaving me laying on the karsi floor flapping feebly in a pool of my own Tulip?
    Nah! Don't worry

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  • doodab
    started a topic Should I be worried?

    Should I be worried?

    It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

    Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

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