Should I be worried?

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doodab replied

15 June 2010, 14:42
Oh dear. I had better let the missus know.
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MarillionFan replied

15 June 2010, 14:29
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.

I don't know how to tell you this Mr Doodab.
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doodab replied

15 June 2010, 14:25
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?

Twos. I generally don't piss much until the afternoon after a night on the beer.
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Troll replied

15 June 2010, 14:23
Originally posted by doodab View Post

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?
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Jeebo72 replied

15 June 2010, 14:20
Originally posted by doodab View Post

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.
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MarillionFan replied

15 June 2010, 14:18
Originally posted by doodab View Post

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

Is your tongue a funny colour?
Are your pupils dilated?
Do you have any itchy rashes in places you shouldn't?
Do you have a cough or a sore throat?

If none of these and you're not having a stroke, then yes, it's because you are a fat bastard.

HTH
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doodab replied

15 June 2010, 14:18
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Nah! Don't worry

Maybe I shouldn't strain so hard to get them out.
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Drewster replied

15 June 2010, 14:16
Originally posted by doodab View Post

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious ~~or is it just~~ like the extra two stone I'm carrying leading to blocked arteries, and an imminent heart attack - leaving me laying on the karsi floor flapping feebly in a pool of my own Tulip?

Nah! Don't worry
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doodab started a topic Should I be worried?

15 June 2010, 14:12
Should I be worried?

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?
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