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Missed all this reputation malarky till now. Just done my first one (for Zippy).
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Suityou doesn't smoke. I suggest Sas takes his pocket money and then winks suggestively at Pogle on the way past.Originally posted by doodab View PostThis doesn't work when you have no mates. You need to threaten someone into handing one over.
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Fook orf!Originally posted by Drewster View PostI remember many years ago...... the school bully he used to say things like "Who wants to be a goody two shoes?".... "I'd rather be the bad boy"..... "I take it as a badge of honour not to be included with you lot"......
but really he was a sad and lonely mis-fit desperate to be liked and to fit in..... and one day a few of us decided to be nice to him and ignore him acting like a total arse..... guess what? He was a decent bloke in the end!!!
On an entirely unconnected topic......
Morning SAS! How are you today?
<<swaggers down the school corridor looking for his mate to sub him a spliff>>
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I remember many years ago...... the school bully he used to say things like "Who wants to be a goody two shoes?".... "I'd rather be the bad boy"..... "I take it as a badge of honour not to be included with you lot"......Originally posted by sasguru View PostGiven the amount of bedwetters on here I take it as a badge of honour to be low in the rankings.
Who wants to be a goody two shoes - nah, I'd rather be the bad boy having a smoke and a special brew behind the bike sheds.
Yah great big teachers pets!
but really he was a sad and lonely mis-fit desperate to be liked and to fit in..... and one day a few of us decided to be nice to him and ignore him acting like a total arse..... guess what? He was a decent bloke in the end!!!
On an entirely unconnected topic......
Morning SAS! How are you today?
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Sas will be back with a suitably witty/barbed/you-are-a-cretin reposte. Hopefully.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAgain Zippy ! There us defintely a FTFY in the quote above but dammit my brain just ain't quick enough today!
While we are waiting though ...?
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sasguruOriginally posted by sasguru View PostGiven the amount of bedwetters on here I take it as a badge of honour to be low in the rankings.
Who wants to be a goody two shoes - nah, I'd rather be the bad boy having a smoke and a special brew behind the bike sheds.
Yah great big teachers pets!
Keyboard warrior online
Bedwetter supreme in real life
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Again Zippy ! There us defintely a FTFY in the quote above but dammit my brain just ain't quick enough today!Originally posted by Zippy View PostSir, sir! Please sir, sasguru is smoking again. I heard he beats up the younger boys too.
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Sir, sir! Please sir, sasguru is smoking again. I heard he beats up the younger boys too.Originally posted by sasguru View PostGiven the amount of bedwetters on here I take it as a badge of honour to be low in the rankings.
Who wants to be a goody two shoes - nah, I'd rather be the bad boy having a smoke and a special brew behind the bike sheds.
Yah great big teachers pets!
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Given the amount of bedwetters on here I take it as a badge of honour to be low in the rankings.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDo you think sasguru can make a comeback from being a little ranker?
Who wants to be a goody two shoes - nah, I'd rather be the bad boy having a smoke and a special brew behind the bike sheds.
Yah great big teachers pets!
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I'd like to see reputation made public, so you can see who is voting for what.
That might deter the reputation wars.
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I see alreadypacked has just shot up the league table. It looks as if someone saw her ranking and gave assistanceOriginally posted by Zippy View PostOh yeah. He'll storm back to greatness.
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That comment needs fixing. Not sure what bit though.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh yeah. He'll storm back to greatness.
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