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I reckon the whale was cruising past the Thames estuary and mistook the squeeling of brakes from huge continental lorries in the Blackwall Tunnel as squeeks from fellow whales.
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Remind me what your score in the geek test was again?Originally posted by zeitghostDon't worry, the war criminal Kirk will stop any whalers using his invisible Klingon warbird...
BTW Why would whalers want to use Kirk's invisible Klingon warbird?
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Yet another bleedin' asylum seeking foreigner, after our generous benefits and unemployment support. What happened to the concept of border controls?Originally posted by JabberwockyGet your harpoon guns down to the thames. There's nothing quite like a bit of whale steak and a fine red wine. Plenty for all.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
I blame New Lier. It wouldn't have happened under the blessed and venerable Saint Maggie, may peace be upon her.
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I wonder who it supports?http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
The 16-18ft (5m) northern bottle-nosed whale, which is usually found in deep sea waters, has been seen as far upstream as Chelsea.
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Originally posted by JabberwockyGet your harpoon guns down to the thames. There's nothing quite like a bit of whale steak and a fine red wine. Plenty for all.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
Don't tell the Japs!
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Moby Dick
Get your harpoon guns down to the thames. There's nothing quite like a bit of whale steak and a fine red wine. Plenty for all.
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