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HairyArsedBloke replied

11 June 2010, 17:53
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home

<<Place holder for when I can say the same, but I can't at the moment. Every time I think it'll be soon, something happens to move the time back even further. >> - which is wonderful.
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Sysman replied

11 June 2010, 16:50
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home

A Russian version of Ken Dodd?
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thunderlizard replied

11 June 2010, 16:21
I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home
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shaunbhoy replied

11 June 2010, 13:27
Originally posted by zeitghost

There are worse things than death.

I spent 9.5 years working in one of them.

Salford??
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doodab replied

11 June 2010, 10:13
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

The loud street cleaning machine has moved away from being right outside my office window - this is wonderful.

Probably to escape the odour of the mega dump
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MaryPoppins replied

11 June 2010, 09:37
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

The loud street cleaning machine has moved away from being right outside my office window - this is wonderful.

You're having a pretty amazing day by the sounds of it.
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Drewster replied

11 June 2010, 09:28
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Good luck SY. All the best. We love you!

Just when we expect the worse from you........ you let us down!!!!
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HairyArsedBloke replied

11 June 2010, 09:23
The loud street cleaning machine has moved away from being right outside my office window - this is wonderful.
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Halo Jones replied

11 June 2010, 09:17
You are alive, this is wonderful
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shaunbhoy replied

11 June 2010, 07:43
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

It was a thought that permeated my tiny little brain this evening.

I expect you'll be able to hold onto it for quite a while. Not like there is much jostling for position going on.
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2010, 23:00
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

"You didn't pass out when you had that mega dump a moment ago - this wonderful"

see, now you're getting it. Gaw-bless-ya
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HairyArsedBloke replied

10 June 2010, 22:51
"You didn't pass out when you had that mega dump a moment ago - this wonderful"
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2010, 22:43
Originally posted by Lightship

Who are you, and what have you done with the real MF?

He is one of the more human trolls. I still entertain him at the end of an outstretched chair (not from his shop).
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suityou01 replied

10 June 2010, 22:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Good luck SY. All the best. We love you!

Too
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MarillionFan replied

10 June 2010, 22:12
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

<Pulls up deckchair>
<Gets large tub of popcorn>
<Gets crate of beer>
<Pops 1st bottle>
<Takes a slug>
<Sits back and waits for MF & SAS>

Good luck SY. All the best. We love you!
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