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1. Get a new wife/partner who is prompt in emptying the machine when the cycle has finished./Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostOf the bad smell in the washing machine that occurs when her indoors has left a load in there for too long?
2. Get off your @rse and promptly empty the machine at the end of the cycle
3. Pay a housekeeper who gets off their @rse and promptly empties the machine at the end of the cycle.
4. Do any of the above in the local laundrette.
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Have you tried switching it off and then back on again?Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostOf the bad smell in the washing machine that occurs when her indoors has left a load in there for too long?
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThe true contractors solution
No, I collect houses.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI thought you would have moved house, just to make sure like
I did have one house with a really dodgy drain, but a council busy-body turned up with one of these historical preservation orders saying we couldn't knock down that corner of the house to redo the bathroom. Oddly enough about a week later the local dustbin wagon accidentally reversed into it anyway. So it got sorted at the same time it was rebuilt, with the council insurance paying the lot, and because of the preservation order, it was all the top craftsmen too.
Which is nice.
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I thought you would have moved house, just to make sure likeOriginally posted by threaded View PostWHS++
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The true contractors solutionOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostEventually we replaced the washing machine. That worked.
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We tried everything. Cups of Soda in a boil wash. Vinegar. More soda. More boiling. Smell would disappear briefly, but return with a vengeance. Eventually we replaced the washing machine. That worked.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWTS works every time
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Spray the inside of the machine with half a bottle of her favourite perfume. Tell her that next time it will be a whole bottle. That'll soon lick her into shape and free her from her slovenly ways.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostOf the bad smell in the washing machine that occurs when her indoors has left a load in there for too long?
HTH
PS You may want to inform her of your actions and ultimatums by post
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Run it empty at the maximum temperature for a full cycle. This also clears whiffy drains.
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