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Yes - An oppo who I travelled out with was approaching Passport Control in Jeddah when he went white as a sheet and whispered "Tulip!! I think I've bought the wrong passport!!!!........"Originally posted by Zippy View PostI think that little problem gives you one of the few legitimate reasons for having two passports.
Seems a bit of a hassle just for a bacon butty though.

Fortunately (for him) he was wrong and he did have the right one.......
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Sounds nice - bet it's more than 80p though!Originally posted by norrahe View PostBacon and egg croissant from pret, that's my friday treat. mmm
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Lucky sod. Here in Holland all the big companies are using Sodexho, Eurest or Albron with their bloody condescending ‘healthy choice’ selections, including half fat yoghurt, fruit salads, muesli bars etc. Basically, not enough calories or protein for someone who keeps themselves fit.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostSpent the day at Clientco.
Cycled in, so arrived ravenous. Clientco got new cafeteria - hadn't tried it before. Wandered down around 9am to grab a bag of crisps.
Approached to smell of bacon wafting down the corridor. Mmmm. Lovely hot bacon roll, and only 80p!!! Will be spending a lot more time in the office over the next couple of weeks. May not be as bad as I feared....
I f**king hate being told what to eat by overweight bureaucrats who think they know what's good for me. I can make my own choices, thankyou.
Good job for me that there’s an Italian restaurant nextdoor.
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I think that little problem gives you one of the few legitimate reasons for having two passports.Originally posted by Drewster View PostWell I can only get "Beef Bacon"........ which is tulipe.....
and if I got to Jerusalem... I'd have a few difficulties getting back into Jeddah....
Seems a bit of a hassle just for a bacon butty though.
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Well I can only get "Beef Bacon"........ which is tulipe.....Originally posted by Churchill View PostI know "Turkey Bacon" isn't the same but surely it'll do as a stop-gap.
I can get you a Bacon Butty in Jerusalem...
and if I got to Jerusalem... I'd have a few difficulties getting back into Jeddah....
I am actually at home as we speak.... and I think I'm going to get a real Bacon Butty... for some reason I am thinking about them!!!!
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I know "Turkey Bacon" isn't the same but surely it'll do as a stop-gap.Originally posted by Drewster View PostIMHO You've missed the point...... Mmmmmmmmmm....... Bacon...... Mmmmmmmmmm......
I can get nice coffee......... wonderful fruit....... even clean toilets.........
but a Bacon Butty......

I can get you a Bacon Butty in Jerusalem...
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Originally posted by k2p2 View Post.........smell of bacon........IMHO You've missed the point...... Mmmmmmmmmm....... Bacon...... Mmmmmmmmmm......Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post......free fruit, fresh coffee, and spotless loo......
I can get nice coffee......... wonderful fruit....... even clean toilets.........
but a Bacon Butty......
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A few things I am looking forward to in Zurich, nice cafeteria, free fruit, fresh coffee, and spotless loo.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostSpent the day at Clientco.
Cycled in, so arrived ravenous. Clientco got new cafeteria - hadn't tried it before. Wandered down around 9am to grab a bag of crisps.
Approached to smell of bacon wafting down the corridor. Mmmm. Lovely hot bacon roll, and only 80p!!! Will be spending a lot more time in the office over the next couple of weeks. May not be as bad as I feared....
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Mmmmmm
Spent the day at Clientco.
Cycled in, so arrived ravenous. Clientco got new cafeteria - hadn't tried it before. Wandered down around 9am to grab a bag of crisps.
Approached to smell of bacon wafting down the corridor. Mmmm. Lovely hot bacon roll, and only 80p!!! Will be spending a lot more time in the office over the next couple of weeks. May not be as bad as I feared....Tags: None
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