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alreadypacked replied

8 June 2010, 13:06
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

"Testing time" is "Development Contingency" in my book!

If you need it
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alreadypacked replied

8 June 2010, 13:04
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

So what do you have if you're an overpaid, underworked insultant?
Does that make one a tester?

A prosperous career.
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Mich the Tester replied

8 June 2010, 13:04
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

"Testing time" is "Development Contingency" in my book!

Good.

You make the bugs, I'll miss them and send an invoice, then you can send an invoice for fixing them. Quids in.
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Churchill replied

8 June 2010, 13:03
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Tanks.

As long as it pays the bills.

"Testing time" is "Development Contingency" in my book!
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Mich the Tester replied

8 June 2010, 13:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hth.

Tanks.

As long as it pays the bills.
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Churchill replied

8 June 2010, 13:01
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

So what do you have if you're an overpaid, clueless, underworked insultant?

Does that make one a tester?

Hth.
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Mich the Tester replied

8 June 2010, 12:56
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

It what you don't have, when you realy F#@k up.

Like the developer who told everyone he had his code in config. but forgot to say it was all on a laptop. Until he lost the laptop.

DCM

Don't Come Monday

My current career is an IT Consultant, or my full title International IT Consultant

So what do you have if you're an overpaid, underworked insultant?

Does that make one a tester?
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alreadypacked replied

8 June 2010, 12:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

what is a career?

It what you don't have, when you realy F#@k up.

Like the developer who told everyone he had his code in config. but forgot to say it was all on a laptop. Until he lost the laptop.

DCM

Don't Come Monday

My current career is an IT Consultant, or my full title International IT Consultant
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Mich the Tester replied

8 June 2010, 12:48
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

CLM

Career Limiting Move

what is a career?
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Churchill replied

8 June 2010, 12:46
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

CLM

Career Limiting Move

ACM
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alreadypacked replied

8 June 2010, 12:45
CLM

Career Limiting Move
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BoredBloke replied

8 June 2010, 12:42
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Honestly, what a CSL.

Chutney slurping ladyboy
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Churchill replied

7 June 2010, 15:30
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Oy Churchie cut me some slack, I've been up since 4!

You and me both! Beer?
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Pogle replied

7 June 2010, 15:29
Oy Churchie cut me some slack, I've been up since 4!
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Mich the Tester replied

7 June 2010, 15:28
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Extract Transform Load Albertross??

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Who the hell is he?

One of Lord Mandelson’s flatmates.
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