So who's this bloke claiming he's Wilmslow?

[Bunk]

I reckon they were all sitting around after the first few pints had gone down and someone thought "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we told everyone Wilmslow turned up?". But they knew nobody would believe them so they roped someone (a random? a non-CUK mate?) into posing for a photo.

The posts from Wilmslow relating to the night would also tend to suggest that the puppet-master was in attendance, so that narrows it down to CM, Churchie, RC, EO, Pogle and Mr. Pogle. Considering the quality of Wilmslow's stories I reckon EO might be a serious contender.

[MarillionFan]

I'm going to go start with Dim, Shaunbhoy, Sas or Churchy, AtW as the owner of Wilmslow.

It's a subtle creation that has gone on for a number of years.

The reason Wilmslow is a socky is obvious.
Firstly, earlier posts about being a contractor, then to perm, then in perm, then in contract etc don't add up. The times were wrong, its quite easy to see if you look at threads started.
Secondly, Wilmslow doesn't interact in the same way a real poster would. Threads are started, he lurks and a large number of posts build up. Normally only 1 more interaction and Wilsmlow is gone. There is no rat a tat tat interaction.
Three. It's predictable & the level of 'hapless fool' is clever. The classic victim, very Rigsby.

Atw is an idiot, so cant be him. Now Churchy & CM believe they have met Wilmslow. They are presently abroad, and so the chance to post as Wilmslow now would be overwhelming. So either, someone has pretended to be Wilmslow or it's Churchy. This would require a certain level of intelligence(so this reduces the chance) or patience(which I believe Churchy has)

Sas is a good contender, but to be honest would not be able to sustain the level of the years without sticking his hand up.

Same with Shaunbhoy. If SB was Wilsmlow, the level would be much much higher.

So it only leaves Churchy or Dim. Dim is more then capable of this and has form.

Time to give it up boys.....

I'm going for CM & Churchy. Well done, give it up though, the girlfriend thing has blown it.

[Drewster]

Nah. It's SAS.

I refer the Honourable Gent to my previous answer.

[TimberWolf]

Nah. It's SAS.

sasguru doesn't exist.

[Clippy]

Nah. It's SAS.

[Drewster]

I reckon it's either cailin maith's, or Churchill's, sockie aided and abetted by Pogle.

Wouldn't such a conspiracy require a basic level of: Intelligence, Planning, Thought......

[TimberWolf]

I reckon it's either cailin maith's, or Churchill's, sockie aided and abetted by Pogle.

[sasguru]

And more to the point, why?