Hostile big green lizards in helicopters could drive everyone overseas

[The Master]

Take no notice, lads, these giant alien lizards don't know the half of it.

[mcquiggd]

Take a sharpened broom handle. They dont like it up 'em.

[wendigo100]

Au contraire, it was a cunning double bluff.

Or was it?

Aha, so was what I said.

Or was it?

Either way, I'm going to check in my shed tomorrow.

[mcquiggd]

Dear gawd no, not the deli counter at Peckhams in Stockbridge...

Its confusing enough without an alien with big pointy teeth slobbering over you.

And no, I dont mean the asylum seekers.....

[Scaroth of the Jagaroth]

Which will now be where we most expect you.

Au contraire, it was a cunning double bluff.

Or was it?

[wendigo100]

Where you least expect us.

Which will now be where we most expect you.

[Scaroth of the Jagaroth]

Where you least expect us.

[wendigo100]

Well, they could.....

It depends where they are, doesn't it?

[mcquiggd]

Well, they could.....