Reply to: Bloomed!

[Mich the Tester]

Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

[shaunbhoy]

Your in the Netherlands, not unusual to get flowers on your first day or your last. Something they forgot to tell you

When I worked in Den Haag briefly in 2000/2001, one of the English guys was given a leaving pressie on his last day. He opened it amongst a throng of fellow workmates to find it was a plastic vagina. To much merriment he responded "That's nice............Two Lips from Amsterdam!"
Boom boom!!

IGMC

[Mich the Tester]

So they still haven't found anyone then?

They've found three people, who all turned them down, now they've found another one who wants 80k per year, they made him an offer last week and he hasn't called back.

Not really my problem.

[norrahe]

No, I just got a new contract signed for two months at 3 days per week, with 5% rate rise. Here comes summer…

So they still haven't found anyone then?

[Churchill]

yeah, true; that's the difficult bit.

Mind you, I could manage a very athletic sprint to the touchline, hurdle the fence, sidestep the fat bloke at the clubhouse door and swerve to the bar for a quick pint while the rest get the tulip kicked out of them.

I like the cut of your jib!

[Churchill]

Send them a fresh tulip by way of thanks.

A warm one...

[Mich the Tester]

Yeah, always assuming they're behind you...

yeah, true; that's the difficult bit.

Mind you, I could manage a very athletic sprint to the touchline, hurdle the fence, sidestep the fat bloke at the clubhouse door and swerve to the bar for a quick pint while the rest get the tulip kicked out of them.

[TimberWolf]

Send them a fresh tulip by way of thanks.

[Mich the Tester]

Your in the Netherlands, not unusual to get flowers on your first day or your last. Something they forgot to tell you

No, I just got a new contract signed for two months at 3 days per week, with 5% rate rise. Here comes summer…

[Churchill]

Oh that impending doom. Hmmmm, don’t know. I’ll be alright. I can run quite fast if there are three 18 stone Samoans behind me.

Yeah, always assuming they're behind you...

[Mich the Tester]

Nice, but I prefer cash.

Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

Oh that impending doom. Hmmmm, don’t know. I’ll be alright. I can run quite fast if there are three 18 stone Samoans behind me.

[Churchill]

So do I. I shall replace the greeting card, take them to Lady Tester and claim my rewards.

To be greeted with the response "Ok, who is she, what have you done?"

[Mich the Tester]

Nice, but I prefer cash.

Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

So do I. I shall replace the greeting card, take them to Lady Tester and claim my rewards.

[alreadypacked]

I’ve just received some flowers from clientco’s clients.

Huh? Flowers? For me?

Your in the Netherlands, not unusual to get flowers on your first day or your last. Something they forgot to tell you

[Jeebo72]

I’ve just received some flowers from clientco’s clients.

Huh? Flowers? For me?

You've obviously gave them the impression that flowers would be a suitable pressie...