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As an anniversary pressie, I offered to get Mr P one, but he declined. I got him a DSI XL and tickets to Lattitude instead.
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Just improve your game and put a bit more effort in during sexy times. You'll shed the 10kg no problemsOriginally posted by stek View PostBut, I quite like my GF, dilemma....
GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....
Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....
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Originally posted by stek View PostSo, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!
Crackin'!
But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....
GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....
Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....
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Have your hands chopped off, it'll still be about as useful.Originally posted by stek View PostSo, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!
Crackin'!
What do you want one for?
Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!
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whsOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostJust ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...
A woman that controls your life and your wallet is like a slave driver. Set yourself free, man.
unless of course she has big norks
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Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...Originally posted by stek View PostGF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.
So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!
That'll learn her.......
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iPad justifying...
GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.
So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!
That'll learn her.......Tags: None
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