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Pogle replied

18 May 2010, 11:58
As an anniversary pressie, I offered to get Mr P one, but he declined. I got him a DSI XL and tickets to Lattitude instead.
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FiveTimes replied

18 May 2010, 11:51
Originally posted by stek View Post

But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....

GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....

Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....

Just improve your game and put a bit more effort in during sexy times. You'll shed the 10kg no problems
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Churchill replied

18 May 2010, 11:49
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Has CM not let you get a mac yet

If you mean "has she convinced me of the relevant merits of me building a new PC?" then you are of course correct...
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stek replied

18 May 2010, 11:48
Originally posted by stek View Post

So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

Crackin'!

But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....

GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....

Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....
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FiveTimes replied

18 May 2010, 11:46
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!

Has CM not let you get a mac yet
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Churchill replied

18 May 2010, 11:44
Originally posted by stek View Post

So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

Crackin'!

Have your hands chopped off, it'll still be about as useful.

What do you want one for?

Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!
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stek replied

18 May 2010, 11:43
So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

Crackin'!
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Mich the Tester replied

18 May 2010, 11:29
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...

whs

A woman that controls your life and your wallet is like a slave driver. Set yourself free, man.

unless of course she has big norks
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Moscow Mule replied

18 May 2010, 11:27
Originally posted by stek View Post

GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.

So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!

That'll learn her.......

Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...
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thunderlizard replied

18 May 2010, 11:25
well, the iPad is nothing if not a penis substitute.
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stek started a topic iPad justifying...

18 May 2010, 11:22
iPad justifying...

GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.

So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!

That'll learn her.......
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