too much perfume

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Churchill replied

14 May 2010, 12:53
Originally posted by Scary View Post

Just make sure to stay south of the motorway around London.

Within? Shirley?
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Scary replied

14 May 2010, 12:43
Originally posted by Fred Scuttle View Post

Hello forum members and guests. I am from Australia and I am surprised of the number of contractors who use public transport. Next week I will leave my car at home and try it too.

Nice to be on the forum.

Just make sure to stay south of the motorway around London.
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Churchill replied

14 May 2010, 12:40
Originally posted by Boudica View Post

someone has to remind you who is boss

She does...
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Boudica replied

14 May 2010, 12:39
Originally posted by Fred Scuttle View Post

Hello forum members and guests. I am from Australia and I am surprised of the number of contractors who use public transport. Next week I will leave my car at home and try it too.

Nice to be on the forum.

hello, from australia, o dear.

are you from the margaret thatcher school of 'if you are over 30 and on a bus you are a loser' school of thought?

i have a car but it is faster to travel with the plebs and international white trash in london
take that by way of welcome to the forum, it's a laugh
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Boudica replied

14 May 2010, 12:37
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Don't do that! CM is going to shout at me now!

someone has to remind you who is boss
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Fred Scuttle replied

14 May 2010, 08:13
Hello forum members and guests. I am from Australia and I am surprised of the number of contractors who use public transport. Next week I will leave my car at home and try it too.

Nice to be on the forum.
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Churchill replied

14 May 2010, 07:26
Originally posted by Boudica View Post

i'm going to cry

Don't do that! CM is going to shout at me now!
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Boudica replied

14 May 2010, 07:12
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You're GricerBoy in drag and I claim my 5 crispy pounds.

i'm going to cry
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Churchill replied

14 May 2010, 07:09
Originally posted by Boudica View Post

i was sitting up the top of a bus at the front, minding my own business, when this old woman with FAR TOOO much perfume on insists I move my bag so she can sit beside me. EVERY other seat was vacant her perfume was overwhelming and I had to move.

please, if you wear scent do it gently, you might kill someone

You're GricerBoy in drag and I claim my 5 crispy pounds.
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thunderlizard replied

13 May 2010, 23:28
My nan's just got back from bingo. She was telling me how she'd got on the bus and somebody there stank really badly of cider and kebabs. But she's a very kind and tactful lady, so she went and sat down next to her and gave her a few sneaky blasts of Chanel No. 5 to spare everyone's blushes.
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Boudica started a topic too much perfume

13 May 2010, 21:54
too much perfume

i was sitting up the top of a bus at the front, minding my own business, when this old woman with FAR TOOO much perfume on insists I move my bag so she can sit beside me. EVERY other seat was vacant her perfume was overwhelming and I had to move.

please, if you wear scent do it gently, you might kill someone
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