The Labour Government; cloacal residue

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TimberWolf replied

11 May 2010, 19:13
Originally posted by tingles View Post

yes, just you.

whs
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chef replied

11 May 2010, 19:09
Originally posted by churkus View Post

is she a milf, or is it just me?

surely worthy of a banning for that sick sick comment
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Tingles replied

11 May 2010, 19:04
Originally posted by churkus View Post

is she a milf, or is it just me?

Yes, just you.
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churkus replied

11 May 2010, 17:46
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Thanks Gillian!

is she a milf, or is it just me?
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Mich the Tester replied

11 May 2010, 11:09
Originally posted by churkus View Post

you need to get more fibre into your diet.

Thanks Gillian!
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Sysman replied

11 May 2010, 11:08
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

That’s the Labour government that is. You can flush, wipe, sit down again and push a bit harder, but the reality is you’re going to end up with that nasty pong coming from your pants until you can get home and have a good shower.

Be warned, this could linger for a lot longer.

Klingons.

Can Zeity help us?
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churkus replied

11 May 2010, 11:07
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Ever had that problem when you go for a really good tulip and no matter how many times you flush, there’s still a great big skidmark left in the pot? Or the even worse problem that however much you wipe your arse there’s still tulip on the paper and you just can’t get it really refreshingly clean?

That’s the Labour government that is. You can flush, wipe, sit down again and push a bit harder, but the reality is you’re going to end up with that nasty pong coming from your pants until you can get home and have a good shower.

Be warned, this could linger for a lot longer.

you need to get more fibre into your diet.
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Mich the Tester replied

11 May 2010, 11:06
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Too many Kroketten?

Not me. I never eat deep fried food; leaves too much residue. I would never vote Labour either; leaves too much residue.
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Churchill replied

11 May 2010, 11:03
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Ever had that problem when you go for a really good tulip and no matter how many times you flush, there’s still a great big skidmark left in the pot? Or the even worse problem that however much you wipe your arse there’s still tulip on the paper and you just can’t get it really refreshingly clean?

Too many Kroketten?
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Mich the Tester started a topic The Labour Government; cloacal residue

11 May 2010, 11:01
The Labour Government; cloacal residue

Ever had that problem when you go for a really good tulip and no matter how many times you flush, there’s still a great big skidmark left in the pot? Or the even worse problem that however much you wipe your arse there’s still tulip on the paper and you just can’t get it really refreshingly clean?

That’s the Labour government that is. You can flush, wipe, sit down again and push a bit harder, but the reality is you’re going to end up with that nasty pong coming from your pants until you can get home and have a good shower.

Be warned, this could linger for a lot longer.
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