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  • darmstadt
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    NSFW

    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You never heard of mobile technology?

    How do you know I'm not sitting on the deck of a super yacht having suncream rubbed into my manly chest by a bevy of underwear models?

    It wouldn't be her would it?

    NSFW....






























































    Can't post image: http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e05...logirl_400.gif

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You never heard of nubile technology?

    How do you know I'm not sitting on the deck of a super yacht having suncream rubbed into my scrotum by a bevy of underwear models using a stiff bog brush?


    yikes

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I think the slags should sort it out between themselves...
    You know where.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Yeah - no way SAS should let that slag OH talk to him like that.
    I think the slags should sort it out between themselves...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT !!

    Yeah - no way SAS should let that slag OH talk to him like that.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Quite. If I was "independently wealthy" like DP, would I spend my time posting crap on an IT forum from my mediocre property in Swindon.
    Not a chance.
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Eh?

    This is some seriously funny tulip sas...
    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT !!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Quite. If I was "independently wealthy" like DP, would I spend my time posting crap on an IT forum from my mediocre property in Swindon. Not a chance.
    He was independently wealthy before the divorce...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    How do you know I'm not sitting on the deck of a super yacht having suncream rubbed into my manly chest by a bevy of underwear models?
    Just a hunch......

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Quite. If I was "independently wealthy" like DP, would I spend my time posting crap on an IT forum from my mediocre property in Swindon.
    Not a chance.
    Eh?

    This is some seriously funny tulip sas...

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    That's my only function.
    FTFY

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please don't taint this thread with your own day dreams.
    That's my core function.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I'm sure David Beckham has better things to do.
    Please don't taint this thread with your own day dreams.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You never heard of mobile technology?

    How do you know I'm not sitting on the deck of a super yacht having suncream rubbed into my manly chest by a bevy of underwear models?

    I'm sure David Beckham has better things to do.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Let's call it "District 9" and let only Prawny (and his sockies) post there, everyone else can only read - that would cut down tulip posted in General by good 90%
    Bring on the banhammer!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Quite. If I was "independently wealthy" like DP, would I spend my time posting crap on an IT forum from my mediocre property in Swindon.
    Not a chance.
    You never heard of mobile technology?

    How do you know I'm not sitting on the deck of a super yacht having suncream rubbed into my manly chest by a bevy of underwear models?

    Leave a comment:

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