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I believe "Barmcake" is something that excites Mancunians. But in essence it is a kind of roll/cob/bun/butty etc. if memory serves.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostOk WTF is Breadcake / Barmcake?
Once asked for a bacon roll in Salford. The girl asked "Would you like that in a Bomb??"
Turns out she was saying "Barm". Fortunately I was not in the market for either explosive or incendiary sustenance, so I went along with her suggestion.
Northerners eh? How very quaint!
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Of course my dear chap, it is the centre of the Universe after allOriginally posted by stek View PostArt thi' frumt Sarth or summert then lass?
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I once asked for some Swedish Polar Bread in a bakery in Heanor, Derbys. The woman said;Originally posted by threaded View PostBest one was years ago when a young lady friend went into a Bakery in Doncaster Market and asked if she could have a 'Cob', there were looks of puzzlement all round and then someone kindly pointed her in the direction of the Cattle Market, but not today, only Tuesdays, but doubt there'll be any as the Pits have all closed.
"This is Heanor, Love; we've got bread and dripping...."
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Best one was years ago when a young lady friend went into a Bakery in Doncaster Market and asked if she could have a 'Cob', there were looks of puzzlement all round and then someone kindly pointed her in the direction of the Cattle Market, but not today, only Tuesdays, but doubt there'll be any as the Pits have all closed.
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Originally posted by stek View PostI think it's finally happened to me, after three years here the language spoken here is finally starting to make sense. For the first time I asked for a 'Breadcake' in the Chippy today without translating it from 'Barmcake' in my head first. Result!
Thank God for the Boltonian to Leodensian translator app on iPhone, iByGum by Ecky Thump Software.
Muffin (of the oven bottom variety)!
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Assimilating a Foreign Language
I think it's finally happened to me, after three years here the language spoken here is finally starting to make sense. For the first time I asked for a 'Breadcake' in the Chippy today without translating it from 'Barmcake' in my head first. Result!
Thank God for the Boltonian to Leodensian translator app on iPhone, iByGum by Ecky Thump Software.Tags: None
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