Jabberwocky: A personal statement

[Rebecca Loos]

Welcome back amongst us, Jabber. It's good to see you have seen the light. But you have forgotten what you need to do to be accepted back into the fold: did you bring a troll to replace you? It needs to be as bad, or even better worse (I have a gift for english, me!), a troll as you have been. No troll no coming back. There's a good Jabber.

[Bumner]

I have uveitis.... is that similar..... it's a kind of 'blindness'..... It's good to talk....

[Jabberwocky]

It's the personal abuse that I find hard to take. I may have sinned in the past, but now I am repentant. I realise the contractors on here are worldly people, full of experience, full of ideas, full of common sense. The last few weeks have been very traumatic, but I think I have seen off the worst of it. You too can recover from socialism if you seek the support of others. It is a medical condition and there is help available.

[Spartacus]

Don't worry, you'll always be Comrade Knobjockey to us.

[Dundeegeorge]

Well well

that's a bit of a damascene conversion isn't it?
So what happened? Did you finally get your legover with a real girl?
Got a job? What? I'm intrigued, no, really.

[Jabberwocky]

It has come to my attention that rumors have been circulating about my beliefs and values. There has been talk of my swaying like a reed in the wind. Well, there is no swaying any more. Period. I am reborn as an Anti New Liebore, Homophobic, War-loving, Atheist, BigTits-loving, Greedy, Gadget freak.

Now please let's get back to that man-on-man back-slapping banter and put the past behind us.