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Abdullah the Muller replied

13 January 2006, 11:27
Ok I am now offering a truce to everyone who reads this BB , but please no more ungodly thoughts as things are stirring up in the heavens.

Please also will thoes contractors who are engaged in complex stack manipulation processes refrain from doing so today as my god often mistakes these thoughts as that of eating pussy.
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stackpole replied

13 January 2006, 11:18
Originally posted by Abdullah the Muller

Ok so my God is out at the moment , but when he comes back , watch out you heathens

Hi Abdullah, it's always nice to welcome a new face on the board.

Are you by any chance related to Gerd the Muller, who scored loads of goals for West Germany back in the seventies? His nickname was Der Bomber.
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Churchill replied

13 January 2006, 09:39
Originally posted by Phoenix

And those fish or frogs are crapping on the way down?
I like your plan!

"God works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform..."

Almost certainly a mis-quote, but WGAF?
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Phoenix replied

13 January 2006, 09:20
Originally posted by Churchill

What about when it rains fish? Or Frogs?

And those fish or frogs are crapping on the way down?
I like your plan!
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Abdullah the Muller replied

13 January 2006, 09:16
Ok so my God is out at the moment , but when he comes back , watch out you heathens
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Churchill replied

13 January 2006, 09:15
Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom

Sh1t doesn't rain down, it sh1ts down, although if it's from a ceiling I suppose it sprinkles or drips down on you. That's if it is of the consistency if diarrhea. If it's hard and dry then it just drops on you.

What about when it rains fish? Or Frogs?
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Phoenix replied

13 January 2006, 09:14
Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom

Sh1t doesn't rain down, it sh1ts down, although if it's from a ceiling I suppose it sprinkles or drips down on you. That's if it is of the consistency if diarrhea. If it's hard and dry then it just drops on you.

It can be really bad if it hits the fan!
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PerlOfWisdom replied

13 January 2006, 09:12
Originally posted by Abdullah the Muller

Im disgusted by the lack of respect for your god(s) , Im am now praying to my god to make sh!t rain down from the ceiling and fall upon your heads , and clog up your laptops so that this blasphamy will stop

( Can everyone in this posting let me know what ceiling contruction you have , concrete or false partition)

Sh1t doesn't rain down, it sh1ts down, although if it's from a ceiling I suppose it sprinkles or drips down on you. That's if it is of the consistency if diarrhea. If it's hard and dry then it just drops on you.
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Abdullah the Muller replied

13 January 2006, 09:10
Ok so has anything happened ? , I am praying very hard.
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Phoenix replied

13 January 2006, 09:08
Originally posted by Abdullah the Muller

Im disgusted by the lack of respect for your god(s) , Im am now praying to my god to make sh!t rain down from the ceiling and fall upon your heads , and clog up your laptops so that this blasphamy will stop

( Can everyone in this posting let me know what ceiling contruction you have , concrete or false partition)

So procreation is blasphamy? I'm confused
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Abdullah the Muller replied

13 January 2006, 09:06
Im Disgusted

Im disgusted by the lack of respect for your god(s) , Im am now praying to my god to make sh!t rain down from the ceiling and fall upon your heads , and clog up your laptops so that this blasphamy will stop

( Can everyone in this posting let me know what ceiling contruction you have , concrete or false partition)
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Joe Black replied

12 January 2006, 20:59
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Jabberwocky replied

11 January 2006, 20:17
Onward
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threaded replied

11 January 2006, 20:05
"Clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity."
Colossians 3:12-14
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wc2 replied

11 January 2006, 19:45
A picture of modern Christianity - What ever happend to love thy neighbour.

Chico as a Christian do you believe Hell Sucks ?

The bottom line once again. Hell does not exist just like heaven.

Is there a higher being ? - I have no doubt, but Gods - No way.

If we were created then we are lab rats to some other race far older than us.
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