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Previously on "2000 light years from home"

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    ... so simple minded she can't work her Mobile
    steps on her IFoam
    and sleeps in a Tardis

    Poor little greenie ...

    I think you have been smoking to much 'greenie'


    can i have a toke

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    I played that vid from YouTube and then another guy in the office started la la laaing and singing "On with the show" which is the next track on the album.

    Talk about space cadet...
    ... so simple minded she can't work her Mobile
    steps on her IFoam
    and sleeps in a Tardis

    Poor little greenie ...
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 April 2010, 12:22.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Beam me up Dodgy !
    I played that vid from YouTube and then another guy in the office started la la laaing and singing "On with the show" which is the next track on the album.

    Talk about space cadet...

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Is this the official "Space Cadet" thread?
    Beam me up Dodgy !

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Is this the official "Space Cadet" thread?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    My Esteeemed Threaded

    Gadzooks Sir - indeed that marvellous instrument - The Mellotron - put to stunning effect by the Bloody Moos - erm no the Moody Blues and King Crimson - that delicate flotaing introduction to Starless - the flute introduction to Strawberry Fields - need I continue ?

    Bless You All
    My main memory of it is "2000 light years from home", a Rolling Stones B side from another time.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    No Nutrimatic drinks dispensers around then.
    Hang on- the punchline was ....

    Saliing on a Sliver Sun
    Show me that Im Free
    Show me that Im everywhere
    and get me home for Tea.


    Perfect
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 April 2010, 12:09.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    ... yes and I made that one up just before Tao-Time - I mean of course Tea-Time !

    Somesay that there is no such thing as a free lunch - but the Universe is the ultimate free lunch - and you do get a decent cuppa as well.

    So - take a piece - but not too much.

    When I look into your Eyes
    Your Love is there for me

    Makes no diffence where you are
    Or who you'ld like to be
    No Nutrimatic drinks dispensers around then.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    'king 'ell that a bit 'Tao Te AJP'

    ... yes and I made that one up just before Tao-Time - I mean of course Tea-Time !

    Somesay that there is no such thing as a free lunch - but the Universe is the ultimate free lunch - and you do get a decent cuppa as well.

    So - take a piece - but not too much.

    When I look into your Eyes
    Your Love is there for me

    Makes no diffence where you are
    Or who you'ld like to be
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 April 2010, 10:46.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    The Time that can be described - is not the True Time.
    'king 'ell that a bit 'Tao Te AJP'

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

    Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

    March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.

    Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Ah - but youre wrong there TW

    Tea-Tine -(being undefinable)- is the True Time
    ...
    But you're wrong, Timber Wolf
    you see, it's only Tea Time .''[/I]

    So your watch face need only show a picture of a cup of tea?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    There's no such thing as tea time. It's a series of events conveniently packaged and labelled as such a thing by humans and brains incapable of handling the enormous complexity of time and space.
    Ah - but youre wrong there TW

    Tea-Tine -(being undefinable)- is the True Time

    Whioops that let the cat oot the bag .....


    Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary
    winsome actor spewing
    spineless chilling lines ---

    the critics falling over to tell themselves its all
    boring and really not an
    awful lot of fun.

    Well
    who the hell can Pruffock be
    when never having
    and prefers not to sit on toliet seats ?

    Court-jesting,
    never-resting must be very
    cunning to assume an air of dignity and


    bless us
    all with those oratory prowess

    lame-brained
    antics and jumping in the air.

    And every night
    the posts are the same and so it must be all a game of
    Time she's playing --- ``


    "But you're wrong, Timber Wolf
    you see, it's only Tea Time ''
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 April 2010, 09:45.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Tea Time is far more interesting than calculating the incalculable etc - dont you agree ?


    Im always the better for a nice cup of tea ,,,

    PS the True Time cannot by defintion be described
    There's no such thing as tea time. It's a series of events conveniently packaged and labelled as such a thing by humans and brains incapable of handling the enormous complexity of time and space.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What true time are you describing?

    Tea Time is far more interesting than calculating the incalculable etc - dont you agree ?


    Im always the better for a nice cup of tea ,,,

    PS the True Time cannot by defintion be described
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 April 2010, 09:18.

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