Weekend at Berlins

[Spacecadet]

He's not pinin,' He's passed on! This passenger is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late passenger! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the wheelchair he would be pushing up the daisies! His metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! He's hopped the twig! He's shuffled off this mortal coil! He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PASSENGER!

No it isn't, he's just resting his heart he is

[Churchill]

Can't wait as I'll be living in Rochdale-on-sea

"Atlantic View, Rochdale" Has a pleasing ring to it...

Back on topic...

He's not pinin,' He's passed on! This passenger is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late passenger! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the wheelchair he would be pushing up the daisies! His metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! He's hopped the twig! He's shuffled off this mortal coil! He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PASSENGER!

[BoredBloke]

Come the rising tide of global warming...

Can't wait as I'll be living in Rochdale-on-sea

[Churchill]

Day do dat doh don't day?

Eh eh eh eh eh eh! etc

Come the rising tide of global warming...

[BoredBloke]

Eh eh eh eh eh eh! etc

[Churchill]

I've been using that airport every week for the past 6 months and he looks in good health when compared to some of the locals you see there (or should dat be dare - in mock scouse accent!)

Day do dat doh don't day?

[BoredBloke]

I've been using that airport every week for the past 6 months and he looks in good health when compared to some of the locals you see there (or should dat be dare - in mock scouse accent!)

[Churchill]

Anybody else see this and immediately think of the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" sketch?

Good, glad I'm not alone.

[threaded]

Terribly sad. I don't think he was dead until shortly before they noticed. As they say, there are just too many people checking for you to take a dead body on a plane.

[Nicely Nicely]

That's Albert Steptoe!

[MarillionFan]

I just read that as Butlins.

Jesus I need new glasses.

[Spacecadet]

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