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Couldn't they use French ones instead?Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe trouble with trained soldiers is that they fight like trained soldiers.
Not always what you want.
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Oh sod that then, give me CoD over Stratego any day. BOOM Headshot!!Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThere's a fair difference between a soldier and a wargamer.
I suspect they mean tabletop strategists not BOOM!!!! headshot types
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There's a fair difference between a soldier and a wargamer.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOn a serious note I can't believe they're paying tax payers money to contractors for this sort of thing when they have over 100,000 trained soldiers at their disposal? They can't all be in Afghanistan??
I suspect they mean tabletop strategists not BOOM!!!! headshot types
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The trouble with trained soldiers is that they fight like trained soldiers.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOn a serious note I can't believe they're paying tax payers money to contractors for this sort of thing when they have over 100,000 trained soldiers at their disposal? They can't all be in Afghanistan??
Not always what you want.
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On a serious note I can't believe they're paying tax payers money to contractors for this sort of thing when they have over 100,000 trained soldiers at their disposal? They can't all be in Afghanistan??
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Carlsberg is always on the lookout for skilled SAP types.
Frag this! Mmmmwahahahaha
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Wargames at Shrivenham. I might pop along for the day.Originally posted by gingerjedi View Posthttp://www.jobserve.com/SC-DV-8x-War...0E54BE90.jsjob
I'm re-writing my CV as I type...
...I have extensive experience in CoD2, CoD4, CoD MW as well as other COTS FPS, my USP is .50cal Headshot from 400 yards and I always run with the knife...
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April Fool..Originally posted by gingerjedi View Posthttp://www.jobserve.com/SC-DV-8x-War...0E54BE90.jsjob
I'm re-writing my CV as I type...
...I have extensive experience in CoD2, CoD4, CoD MW as well as other COTS FPS, my USP is .50cal Headshot from 400 yards and I always run with the knife...
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If Carlsberg offered gigs...
http://www.jobserve.com/SC-DV-8x-War...0E54BE90.jsjob
I'm re-writing my CV as I type...
...I have extensive experience in CoD2, CoD4, CoD MW as well as other COTS FPS, my USP is .50cal Headshot from 400 yards and I always run with the knife...Tags: None
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