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I got asked if I'd ever done CCS. I gave up cos the flipper was obviously too stupid to ever get me a job.
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostYeh man, it was groovey.... all psychedelic.....
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBest one I heard on this subject was; ‘the client wants to know if you have ever visited a Third Normal Form’. No bulltulip.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBest one I heard on this subject was; ‘the client wants to know if you have ever visited a Third Normal Form’. No bulltulip.
I considered telling them that I'd done A-spoke and c-spoke, but no bespoke work, but wanted the work.
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostYes? You have? And how much database experience do you have? And they also need stored procedures, any experience of those? Just on the offchance, do you have any experience on RDBMS? The client has asked for it, you see. What about relational databases? Just to make sure, I have a 3 question quiz here for you to answer.... 1. What is an inner join?....
bleh...
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCall them and tell them you have 5 yrs experience. I bet they ask ‘do you have experience with writing SQL queries?’
bleh...
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostHi
I am looking for a SQL Server Developer to work on a contract basis in London, if you are available and looking for a great contract position with one of my most prestigious clients please email me with an up to date CV along with 2 professional references. This is a 3 month contract paying £400 per day
Yeah right, I'll just emial you the references!
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWho's the client?
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Agents are getting lazy!
Hi
I am looking for a SQL Server Developer to work on a contract basis in London, if you are available and looking for a great contract position with one of my most prestigious clients please email me with an up to date CV along with 2 professional references. This is a 3 month contract paying £400 per day
Yeah right, I'll just emial you the references!Tags: None
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