Longest Time in Contract with no toilets

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Fungus replied

9 January 2006, 18:08
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

always had toilets but what are YOUR experiences?

We call them loos. You probably expected this comment to be made much sooner. Ah well. I'm sure that it was worth the wait.

Anyway, what are my experiences? Just the usual I guess. It can be quite a relief when my bowels are full. Mind you, if I've had a hot curry the night before, it can be a bit painful. Pity cos I love a good Ruby. I've always wondered how Indians manage. Apparently they suffer pain too.

Mine usually float which is said to be a good sign. It certainly means I aimed well, rather than it landing on the floor, which is good.

Fungus
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The Master replied

9 January 2006, 16:43
Originally posted by Phoenix

You have to use a swipe card to get into our bogs now!

I hope you have to swipe your arse with toilet paper before they let you out.
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privateeye replied

9 January 2006, 16:43
Originally posted by Phoenix

You have to use a swipe card to get into our bogs now!

I don't want to know where you swipe it
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n5gooner replied

9 January 2006, 16:43
Originally posted by Phoenix

You have to use a swipe card to get into our bogs now!

and push a button to get out - should now make it compulsery to wash hands before exiting the lav.
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Phoenix replied

9 January 2006, 16:41
You have to use a swipe card to get into our bogs now!
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The Master replied

9 January 2006, 16:37
Originally posted by Jabberwocky

Luvatory, I think, but you may be right - being an recruitment consultant guarantees a certain calibre of reparte.

A recruitment consultant.

Répartée.

The Master in "galactic spelling and grammar champion 501,305 AD" mode
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Jabberwocky replied

9 January 2006, 16:33
Luvatory, I think, but you may be right - being an recruitment consultant guarantees a certain calibre of reparte.
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privateeye replied

9 January 2006, 16:33
No No

When I worked for a PC company we had to call it a PNR - physical needs room
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sasguru replied

9 January 2006, 16:32
Khazi, actually.
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Captain Jack replied

9 January 2006, 16:31
Originally posted by DodgyAgent

Lavatory, please

Restroom, please.
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DodgyAgent replied

9 January 2006, 16:30
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

always had toilets but what are YOUR experiences?

Lavatory, please
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privateeye replied

9 January 2006, 16:28
that would be 2 days after the announcement that all the work was to be outsourced. Someone rammed a lot of paper towels down several cubicles and it all got bunged up further down the line. Lucky enough there were 2 office blocks side by side for this client.
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Rebecca Loos started a topic Longest Time in Contract with no toilets

9 January 2006, 16:22
Longest Time in Contract with no toilets

always had toilets but what are YOUR experiences?
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