Reply to: Weekend plans...

[MaryPoppins]

No actually no homophobic..... many Homosexual men are very blokish..... and (I guess) many Plumbers are homosexual (that was your stereotype not mine)......

AFAIK David Beckam, Frank Lampard and many other FootyBoys are not Homosexual (possibly homophobic) but they are (do sometimes appear as) somewhat self-obsessed and overly vain and "effeminate"..... its the over indulgence that gets me (not the sexuality).......

although... if your "plumber" regularly comes round for a bit of pampering and he hasn't tried to <insert euphemism of choice> you - I would begin to suspect his sexuality as well as his self obsession and vanity

Yes, you got me there!

That level of vanity is somewhat disturbing, I agree.

Thank you for the flattery there (I think) but we've both got the t-shirts on that one and are now just bezzie mates.

My ex (baby's father) was his best friend, which put paid to any repeat performance.

I like to keep things as complicated as possible, keeps me on my toes.

[Drewster]

Something homophobic?

No actually no homophobic..... many Homosexual men are very blokish..... and (I guess) many Plumbers are homosexual (that was your stereotype not mine)......

AFAIK David Beckam, Frank Lampard and many other FootyBoys are not Homosexual (possibly homophobic) but they are (do sometimes appear as) somewhat self-obsessed and overly vain and "effeminate"..... its the over indulgence that gets me (not the sexuality).......

although... if your "plumber" regularly comes round for a bit of pampering and he hasn't tried to <insert euphemism of choice> you - I would begin to suspect his sexuality as well as his self obsession and vanity

[MaryPoppins]

Miaow miaowing.

Is this another 'dubious expression' drop?

[Xenophon]

Miaow miaowing.

[Gibbon]

This aft OU assignment and Telephone Tutorial followed by Bucatini all'Amatriciana

Sat Working from home (paid) Sat night - BiBis and out round Leeds with Wife

Sun Working from Home, Homemade Cottage pie.

[MaryPoppins]

So you wax his back and he fixes your plumbing? Sounds like he's getting a good deal.

I think I'm getting the good deal, plumbers are flipping expensive.

[doodab]

If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.

So you wax his back and he fixes your plumbing? Sounds like he's getting a good deal.

[Mich the Tester]

Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!

I bet he knows how to bleed the radiators.

[MaryPoppins]

Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!

Something homophobic?

[Drewster]

If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.

Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!

[MaryPoppins]

Yep, but look what happens when I try;
- I get the wrong coloured shirt
- I get food poisoning in the bloody canteen
- I go out to buy shower gel and end up with some strange 'moisturizer' stuff
- I try to mop the kitchen floor and just get big soapy footprints all over the kitchen
- I try to do the vacuuming and end up with the cat's rubber ball stuck in the vacuum cleaner

It's a good job there's a woman in my house.

I think I can see what the issue is here.

It's not that you're a man.




It's that you're a moron.

[Mich the Tester]

Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

Yep, but look what happens when I try;
- I get the wrong coloured shirt
- I get food poisoning in the bloody canteen
- I go out to buy shower gel and end up with some strange 'moisturizer' stuff
- I try to mop the kitchen floor and just get big soapy footprints all over the kitchen
- I try to do the vacuuming and end up with the cat's rubber ball stuck in the vacuum cleaner

It's a good job there's a woman in my house.

[MaryPoppins]

No... errrrrr....... effeminate! Thats the word I was looking for.... or a Nancy.... a Ladyboi...... something denoting not "a real man"..... I am all for personal hygiene and cleanliness but waxing Shirley thats going too far!!!!

<although I may be the exception in thinking this - and all the "men" will now tell me that they often wax and I am just a sweaty grunt.... well except HAB obviously - See I bet HAB never waxes!! and he's a real man... Yeah! Get out of that one!!!........ Oh hang about.....>

If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.

[MaryPoppins]

Hairy?

Dunno how I landed it, but I have to do it every couple of months. It's quite satisfying actually.

[MaryPoppins]

I am going to wait until I'm no longer afraid to fart and then go to the shop and get some milk. Anything else is a bonus.

I am laughing my head off.