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Lucifer Box replied

10 January 2006, 23:24
Originally posted by Fungus

Alright so what would you lot recommend as a practical about town car
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zeitghost replied

10 January 2006, 22:40
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

what's a you-know-what?
I don't know "what"

A penis...
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zeitghost replied

10 January 2006, 22:37
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

The ideal motor for a home visit hair dresser.

Ah, remember the dear dead days beyond recall when the E type Jaguar was regarded as a hairdresser's car...
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Joe Black replied

10 January 2006, 21:40
Originally posted by Fungus

Alright so what would you lot recommend as a practical about town car that is easy to park, has reasonable room inside, and has good handling? And don't say Hummer. Or Toyota Landcruiser.

Think Smart...that's two suggestions already.
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Fungus replied

10 January 2006, 21:15
Originally posted by OwlHoot

Well I agree with Dim - Talk about coming out.

I suppose next you'll be saying your previous car was a Renault Meganne.

Where are Benno, Chico and Harpo, I mean Sausage, when you need them. Anything to act as an alternative target for you lot. Don't you all have homes to go to?

Fungus
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Fungus replied

10 January 2006, 21:10
Originally posted by wendigo100

I must admit they are a bit ... well ... effite.

The word is 'effete'. And no it's not. Quentin Wilson is a fan. As are many car journalists.

Alright so what would you lot recommend as a practical about town car that is easy to park, has reasonable room inside, and has good handling? And don't say Hummer. Or Toyota Landcruiser.

Fungus
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OwlHoot replied

10 January 2006, 20:30
Originally posted by Fungus

You've lived a very sheltered life if you think that driving a Ford Ka constitutes a homosexual act.

Well I agree with Dim - Talk about coming out.

I suppose next you'll be saying your previous car was a Renault Meganne.
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The Master replied

10 January 2006, 17:18
Originally posted by Captain Jack

Friend of mine's got one that's bigger on the inside.

Well so have I, and mine's got a lovely black interior.
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Fungus replied

10 January 2006, 17:13
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

what's a you-know-what?
I don't know "what"

Bank balance.

The Ka is a stylish and practical vehicle. And bollox to anyone who says different.

Fungus
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Rebecca Loos replied

10 January 2006, 15:56
what's a you-know-what?
I don't know "what"
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Captain Jack replied

10 January 2006, 15:38
Originally posted by sasguru

If you're a bloke isn't it that the smaller the car, the larger the you-know-what?
I would just like to point out that I don't own a car. Does that mean I have an infinite you-know-what?

Friend of mine's got one that's bigger on the inside.
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sasguru replied

10 January 2006, 15:33
Originally posted by Bovvered

Got to agree.

Ka's are for gays.

If you're a bloke isn't it that the smaller the car, the larger the you-know-what?
I would just like to point out that I don't own a car. Does that mean I have an infinite you-know-what?
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Lucifer Box replied

10 January 2006, 15:28
The ideal motor for a home visit hair dresser.
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Rebecca Loos replied

10 January 2006, 15:27
exactly!
very cute
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wendigo100 replied

10 January 2006, 15:26
I must admit they are a bit ... well ... effite.
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