I'm going to go out and buy some high powered boat lamps and attach them to the house pointing at my neighbours gardens. Then at the allotted time I'm going to turn all the lights on in the house, flick the switch to illuminate the whole street and play 'its raining men' on repeat on the highest setting on my surround sound.
I will then go to the pub for a while.
Nanny pamby bed wetting tree hugging layabouts!
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Previously on "How are you going to celebrate Earth Hour?"
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Originally posted by chef View PostYes, last weekend.
The apartment is now stripped of virtually all stuff I wanted and it's currently sat in boxes in Cologne waiting for the weekend to be unpacked. Following tea and cake with the new landlady on Saturday to fill out all the necessary forms then I'll be as German as a non-native German can be.. exciting stuff
I'll make another trip after Glastonbury in June to clear down the apartment proper and sever all ties to the Uk.. that will be a good day
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postchef - did you make your mammoth trip to Manchester and back? Are you all sorted now?
The apartment is now stripped of virtually all stuff I wanted and it's currently sat in boxes in Cologne waiting for the weekend to be unpacked. Following tea and cake with the new landlady on Saturday to fill out all the necessary forms then I'll be as German as a non-native German can be.. exciting stuff
I'll make another trip after Glastonbury in June to clear down the apartment proper and sever all ties to the Uk.. that will be a good day
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I shall spend the evening eating lentil casserole and farting the Marseilles in a restaurant somewhere in the Irish Boondocks!
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Slumped in a corner, shoeless, lipstick smeared across my face, drinking vodka and nursing a traffic cone - same as usual
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I've got a Saturday night off, so I'll either be up the pub or watching a film.
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I'm going to plant the strawberry plants I bought yesterday, because I'm a miser and begrudge paying €3 for a tiny pummet.
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Originally posted by chef View PostI hope to have tranplanted the bits from my current Media Center to a new case for my dad to make use of and also to have built my new Media Center and so at around Earth Hour I believe I will be firing up and installing Windows 7 and all useful apps or if I'm ahead of schedule watching Hero on Blu-Ray on said new Media Center / nice big LCD TV..
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I hope to have tranplanted the bits from my current Media Center to a new case for my dad to make use of and also to have built my new Media Center and so at around Earth Hour I believe I will be firing up and installing Windows 7 and all useful apps or if I'm ahead of schedule watching Hero on Blu-Ray on said new Media Center / nice big LCD TV..
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Wrap up a big spliff and smoke it in my car parked outside Sir Liam Donaldson's house
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I will be adding to the CO² emissions as I shall be hiring a van (most likely a white one) to shift boxes up & down the A12
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How are you going to celebrate Earth Hour?
This coming Saturday.
I'm going to sit in the dark and knit some socks out of fluff and hug a tree, if I remember and can be arsed. How about you?Tags: None
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