Reply to: Celebrities; send them to Room 101

[Mich the Tester]

What about putting people who discriminate because of hair colour in with the said 'celebs'? A sort of punishment for being narrow minded and insensitive.

Nothing to do with him being ginger; I decreed 'IN' because he's a twat.

[gingerjedi]

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Irritating *and* Ginja

What about putting people who discriminate because of hair colour in with the said 'celebs'? A sort of punishment for being narrow minded and insensitive.

[Pogle]

I am oblivious to so called celebrities.
I don't watch shyte TV and I don't read crappy mags or 'newspapers'
As a result when we do watch stuff on TV and see adverts for other programs we have no idea who these people are - its great

But those 3 who did that show on 5, were appalling, I caught 3 mins of it once, I have no idea of names - sorry

[Mich the Tester]

All these blokes, as then you wouldn't have these "celebrities"

Nope, they're techies and scientists, we need more of them.

[Mich the Tester]

Which reminds me, another applicant:

http://rheasport.files.wordpress.com...john-terry.jpg

Ah, now then, this one has that 'both arms moving back and forth as he walks' syndrome; a sure sign of mental retardation. Not room 101 due to humane concerns; please find a nice mental home for this one. Sorry, must be selective you know!

[darmstadt]

All these blokes, as then you wouldn't have these "celebrities"

[Ravello]

I don't have a clue who he is (except he looks like a footballist), but with a face like that he's obviously inbred, so he's IN.

Rio Ferdinand...

Just so you have a sense of what you've put in the room:

* Thinks he's some sort of "dope gangsta"
* Uses phrases like "dope gangsta"
* Had a mini TV series where he 'pranked' other footballers, which made Beadles about look Oscar-worthy
* "Allegedly" too stupid to remember to turn up to mandatory drugs test

Oh, and this fantastic role model for children is now England captain due to John Terry's antic's with Wayne's missus (you couldn't make it up)...

Which reminds me, another applicant:

http://rheasport.files.wordpress.com...john-terry.jpg

[Mich the Tester]

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Where to start...

If justification is needed please do let me know

I don't have a clue who he is (except he looks like a footballist), but with a face like that he's obviously inbred, so he's IN.

[Ravello]

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Where to start...

If justification is needed please do let me know

[Mich the Tester]

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Irritating *and* Ginja

IN

bring back wogan

[Ravello]

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Irritating *and* Ginja

[Mich the Tester]

David Beckham.

Actually no, he's not too bad a lad. Instead of David Beckham himself, room 101 for his publicity machine and all those press and public who fawn over him*. He's finished FFS, I wish they'd get over it.

* And for his awful wife, although Sir Alex might have already picked her.

She's IN, so he may as well go with her

[Mich the Tester]

Tiger Woods. Then when I watch a golf tournament on TV they might show who else is playing.

IN

[Doggy Styles]

Tiger Woods. Then when I watch a golf tournament on TV they might show who else is playing.

[Doggy Styles]

David Beckham.

Actually no, he's not too bad a lad. Instead of David Beckham himself, room 101 for his publicity machine and all those press and public who fawn over him*. He's finished FFS, I wish they'd get over it.

* And for his awful wife, although Sir Alex might have already picked her.