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Previously on "And on a lighter note"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    How many old wives does it take to fix a light bulb
    load of them, as many as possible



    because many hands make light work





    I'll get me coat

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  • threaded
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    How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None.

    HTH

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  • stackpole
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    My girl told me this tonight. I don't think she understood it herself, but she is eager to please.

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  • Dundeegeorge
    started a topic And on a lighter note

    And on a lighter note

    How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Two, one to change it and one not to change it.

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