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EternalOptimist replied

6 February 2006, 08:33
How many old wives does it take to fix a light bulb
load of them, as many as possible

because many hands make light work

I'll get me coat
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threaded replied

5 February 2006, 07:43
How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

HTH
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stackpole replied

4 February 2006, 23:02
My girl told me this tonight. I don't think she understood it herself, but she is eager to please.
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Dundeegeorge started a topic And on a lighter note

6 January 2006, 13:17
And on a lighter note

How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one not to change it.
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