I'm in the doghouse

[Xenophon]

I've been bumming around all week drinking beer, and I think the missus has had enough.

Ditch 'the missus'

[Cliphead]

We need a coffee over keyboard smiley

[EternalOptimist]

I've been bumming around all week drinking beer, and I think the missus has had enough.

Yesterday I had something in my eye, which was a bit irritating, but then it subsided. This am it kicked off again, so the nursey missus told me to go and check it out in the magnifying mirror.

Being an impish sort of miscreant, i squirted some ketchup from my eye down my cheek and sauntered back into the front room, saying casually, no its ok, just very runny and stinging.
she looked up from her DS

when she had stopped hitting me on the head with her cushion, she asked me sweetly 'when are you back at work?'



ruff ruff