Two bits of exciting news

[Mich the Tester]

Today’s set essay question;

Define and describe the role of the potato (solanum tuberosum) in the design of Soviet train door handles and automated gun turrets for Lidl car parks.

[AtW]

Your insults are getting poorer these days you potato eating communist.

What's wrong with potatoes?

We've got pub on campus called "Sack of Potatoes" that has got big text on the wall explaining positive role that potatoes played in the world - including growth in potatoes usage in Britain during the war, that paragraph particularly amuses me there, as it says something along the lines: "Britain won World War 2 with help of its allies" - the fact that allies did 85% of the job did not warrant them to be named

[Clippy]

Your insults are getting poorer these days you potato eating communist.

you scared of getting banned. Whoooo.

He really would have no life to speak of if that happened.

[MarillionFan]

Cretin!

Your insults are getting poorer these days you potato eating communist.

you scared of getting banned. Whoooo.

[Mich the Tester]

You and the rest of us will be lucky to get through the next few years

ftfy

[AtW]

I opened this thread in excitement as I thought you were going to say you were leaving the board and taking the Idiot savant ATw with you!

How disapointing.

Cretin!

[TimberWolf]

You and the rest of us will be lucky to get through the next few years with cash and other assets at the same or higher value in real terms.

[DiscoStu]

I opened this thread in excitement as I thought you were going to say you were leaving the board and taking the Idiot savant ATw with you!

How disapointing.

Not as disappointing as your spelling.

[MarillionFan]

I opened this thread in excitement as I thought you were going to say you were leaving the board and taking the Idiot savant ATw with you!

How disapointing.

[DimPrawn]

Gordon, sell all the country's gold now, the price is at an all time GBP high.




Oh, Gordon, I see, you sold it at an all time GBP low.

[Mich the Tester]

If you were to pair up with AtW you two could charge Gordon for economic consultancy and he’d probably pay.

[AtW]

Sounds like you've just single handedly doubled Swindon's house sales in March...

[DimPrawn]

1.

Sold my Swindon house today, just exchanged contracts. More cash for me to grow as a dirty spekulant on the World's stock, bond and commodity markets.



2.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/n...own-again.html

Perfect timing.