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I suspect that he got where he did today by praying to Baby Jebus, the holy goat, Mary Christ and our Loord God and a few nice notes to Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy for good measure. Praise Be!
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Originally posted by ALMChico: You seem to be completely devoid of any logic and unable to grasp even the simplest of concepts. This is why you're convinced that the bombs industry as been hit by massive deflation since 9/11. You are actually hilariously stupid. If you work in IT at all, I fail to see how you could hold down a job which involved anything more than resetting a password.
Chico, what are your skills? Ass-licking, corruption, psycho problems? We are all interested how you managed to get your way up without any real skill (Milan is especially interested in this). Did you marry the daughter of a multinational CEO? Correct me if I am wrong indeed, I am curious to know.
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Originally posted by ChicoNo I am just getting started.
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Originally posted by sasguruOh give it a rest. Everyone know you're a fraud by now.
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Originally posted by ChicoSomeone has to convince the wider business that we need code monkeys. I am the code monkey's best friend except when I am asked to put together a business case for an outsource.
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Someone has to convince the wider business that we need code monkeys. I am the code monkey's best friend except when I am asked to put together a business case for an outsource.
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Chico, what's your job title? And if you despise "code monkeys" what are you doing on an IT contractors bulletin board? The fact is the most junior code monkey is a thousand times more intelligent than you'll ever be.
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"1. Insecure
2. Geek
3. Lonely"
Couldn't these apply also to Chico?
Insecure - The fact that he pins all his beliefs onto some mythical omnipresent super being who watches over him (rather like Santa) could highlight his own insecurities.
Geek - This is an IT contractor board. Most people who work in IT are Geeks. As a result I would say that most people on here are geeks - With me being the obvious exception.
Lonely - I don't recall chico ever talking about having a better half. Unless his other half is the holy goat
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Originally posted by OwlHootI should think it's the opposite - they're more than pleased to leave all those dodgy islamist sites running, so they can record every visitor (including any of us - DUH!) and add more IP addresses and phone numbers to their network analysis programs whirring away at NSA or somewhere.
They're Listening
Anyone for Golf?
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Originally posted by Chico[..] Will any articulate and coherent economists clarify for the assembled masses please.
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If you want to expand my theory you might also add that the function is not linear but is influenced by the destructive attitude, which is proportionally direct to the action of invaders and warmongers like the ones you support. Now draw a few derivates and calculate the limit while comparing the integrals to create a diagram and a mathematical explanation.
Francko, graduated at the Rome University of Economics
p.s. the russians were even smarter, just use molotovs (from the old minister Vjačeslav Mikhajlovič Molotov (Вячесла́в Миха́йлович Мо́лотов)), fill them with vodka, no drink for a night and that's all you need.
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Originally posted by Joe BlackAnyhow, I'm sure the yanks will be shutting down that site quick enough. A few smart bombs should do it!
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Originally posted by ChicoObservational point with regards to the code monkeys.
Excellent debating technique. Well done!
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Originally posted by darmstadt
Anyhow, I'm sure the yanks will be shutting down that site quick enough. A few smart bombs should do it!
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