Reply to: Fattism

[EternalOptimist]

EO,
is there any credence to the rumours that when you go clothes shopping, the items in your size are.......errm...........shall we say.......towards the rear (XXL) portion of the rail?
I also heard that when threaded buys new gear he is almost in Narnia before he finds shirts, and has the garments passed to him by a bint with frosty breath and a sledge!!

<cough>
for years I boasted about being a size ten, till the missus pointed out that the XXXXL wasnt in Roman

[shaunbhoy]

That was the explanation I was given when they strapped a big ESSO tanker under the opposite wing to me last year.

EO,
is there any credence to the rumours that when you go clothes shopping, the items in your size are.......errm...........shall we say.......towards the rear (XXL) portion of the rail?
I also heard that when threaded buys new gear he is almost in Narnia before he finds shirts, and has the garments passed to him by a bint with frosty breath and a sledge!!

[EternalOptimist]

The problem with planes, is that they have to distribute the weight, so a norm will always be next to a fatty.
Any left-over problem is adjusted by pumping fuel from one tank to another.

That was the explanation I was given when they strapped a big ESSO tanker under the opposite wing to me last year.

[stek]

I'm a big fooker. But I got swivel hips and I get get through all sorts of small gaps.

18 stone, 6' 4", 13 stone in my prime so that's 5 stone of beer belly....hic!

I'd like to add that I was always 36" waist, now 38" and the 'overhang' isn't that bad. So I deduce it's all gone on said BB, cheeks, just had a haircut and u notice it then, gf says my bum is small so not there, certainly boobs account for a fair whack, rest must be all on my penis....

[TheBigYinJames]

I know the scene; fatty’s bum flab sticks out under the arm rest and the belly flab hangs over the arm rest, then the sweat beads gather in the resulting flab slot and drip onto the seat next to them. Urrrghh

They need to stop making airline seats for Biafrans then.
Also, drip trays.

[Jeebo72]

I know the scene; fatty’s bum flab sticks out under the arm rest and the belly flab hangs over the arm rest, then the sweat beads gather in the resulting flab slot and drip onto the seat next to them. Urrrghh

Was that from your favourite bbw flim?

[Mich the Tester]

What about fattys encroaching on other people's seats in airplanes and cinemas ?

I know the scene; fatty’s bum flab sticks out under the arm rest and the belly flab hangs over the arm rest, then the sweat beads gather in the resulting flab slot and drip onto the seat next to them. Urrrghh

[stek]

I'm a big fooker. But I got swivel hips and I get get through all sorts of small gaps.

18 stone, 6' 4", 13 stone in my prime so that's 5 stone of beer belly....hic!

[Jeebo72]

Similarly, I find people bearded and as bald as a billiard ball quite disorienting, as it looks like their head is on upside down.

Bigot!!!!!!!

[Jeebo72]

It's the people who stand on the wrong side of the escalator so you can't get past (tourists normally) or stand in large groups in front of ticket barriers. (usually in kings cross in rush hour)

Yes, they are the worst. Seems to be the spanish last week. Always standing 3 deep in front of the barriers to the circle line. Kill em all!

[norrahe]

What about fattys encroaching on other people's seats in airplanes and cinemas ?

Trains as well

[fullyautomatix]

Fat people not getting wide windows fitted. Then when they die, the wall has to be knocked down so the crane can get them out.
Do they have any idea how much that costs ?


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What about fattys encroaching on other people's seats in airplanes and cinemas ?

[norrahe]

Freak show documentary makers profit though. A documentary of an enormously fat person struggling down a flight of stairs can keep a chav family glued to the TV for hours.

miaooow

You're going to be residing in Essex soon, n'est pas?

[OwlHoot]

Fat people not getting wide windows fitted. Then when they die, the wall has to be knocked down so the crane can get them out.

Do they have any idea how much that costs ?

Freak show documentary makers profit though. A documentary of an enormously fat person struggling down a flight of stairs can keep a chav family glued to the TV for hours.

[EternalOptimist]

Similarly, I find people bearded and as bald as a billiard ball quite disorienting, as it looks like their head is on upside down.