Prodigal Return of the Day

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Moscow Mule replied

8 March 2010, 14:53
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Some of us don't have a lot of spare room in our underpants!!

You've have a lot more room for dusters if your pants weren't full up of socks.
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shaunbhoy replied

8 March 2010, 14:51
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Yes we've learned to smuggle in the dusters in our underpants.

Well YOU might have. Some of us don't have a lot of spare room in our underpants!! Fnarr Fnarr!!
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MarillionFan replied

8 March 2010, 12:22
[QUOTE=sasguru;1091996][QUOTE=TheBigYinJames;1091993]

Originally posted by administrator View Post

Welcome back!

Yes we've learned to smuggle in the dusters in our underpants.

I'm surprised Sasguru's allowed in here. He doesnt even have any shoes!
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sasguru replied

8 March 2010, 12:19
[QUOTE=TheBigYinJames;1091993][QUOTE=administrator;1091989]Welcome back!

Coo, a bouncer on the door.. this place HAS changed

Yes we've learned to smuggle in the dusters in our underpants.
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TheBigYinJames replied

8 March 2010, 12:18
[QUOTE=administrator;1091989]Welcome back! [QUOTE]

Coo, a bouncer on the door.. this place HAS changed
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administrator replied

8 March 2010, 12:14
Welcome back!

<frisk>
You can't bring those knuckle dusters in here I'm afraid.

Nor that bottle of Rohypnol...
</frisk>
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Spacecadet replied

8 March 2010, 12:09
Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post

Ta!

I wonder why having a massive thread which needed to be recursively parsed every time someone wanted to see the new posts would ever slow the forum down. I'd sack the contractor who built it.

He probably finished it years ago and it was thoroughly tested up to 1000 posts per thread
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TheBigYinJames replied

8 March 2010, 12:07
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Aside from tpd getting too big and needing to be closed (it was causing the forum to run slowly, apparently), it is indeed situation normal.

Ta!

I wonder why having a massive thread which needed to be recursively parsed every time someone wanted to see the new posts would ever slow the forum down. I'd sack the contractor who built it.
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Xenophon replied

8 March 2010, 12:04
Welcome back, TBYJ!!

Aside from tpd getting too big and needing to be closed (it was causing the forum to run slowly, apparently), it is indeed situation normal.

Plenty of but in reality it is merely
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TheBigYinJames replied

8 March 2010, 12:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

welcome back.
report to stores for your kit, you will need -

gum shield
tin hat
1st aid kit

I've brought my own 'flouce kit' for when I want leave again. It contains

1 chip for my shoulder
1 sense of humour bypass
1 email template to complain to the admin
1 packet of Parma Violets because I like them
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EternalOptimist replied

8 March 2010, 11:58
welcome back.

report to stores for your kit, you will need -

gum shield
tin hat
1st aid kit
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chef replied

8 March 2010, 11:33
and welcome back
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TheBigYinJames started a topic Prodigal Return of the Day

8 March 2010, 11:30
Prodigal Return of the Day

My my, just as bad tempered as when I left.

TPD closed?
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