Reply to: Sad but happy moggy story

[norrahe]

I shall bear it in mind, come census time.

I can just imagine the headlines in the local papers

[norrahe]

The RSPCA have traps for humans now?

Yes, apparently cat treats work with them as well

[norrahe]

Top tip! I have an old blender to be used only for the purpose of making entrail shakes for Testermog. Any entrails left lying around by the cat are thrown in along with some cat milk, blended and then served in a little bowl for Testermog's delectation. Top tip 2; label this blender clearly 'not to be used for human food'.

No thanks!

The Norpusses have an over abundant larder aka the bird table and feeders that the neighbours have kindly put right next to the fence. Idiots!

[Mich the Tester]

One of the Norpusses kindly vomited a mouse head out in my office.

I came down stairs to find the body and entrails strewn everywhere on the floor of the kitchen.

Top tip! I have an old blender to be used only for the purpose of making entrail shakes for Testermog. Any entrails left lying around by the cat are thrown in along with some cat milk, blended and then served in a little bowl for Testermog's delectation. Top tip 2; label this blender clearly 'not to be used for human food'.

[norrahe]

One of the Norpusses kindly vomited a mouse head out in my office.

I came down stairs to find the body and entrails strewn everywhere on the floor of the kitchen.

[Qdos Contractor]

My mum's old cat used to leave headless squirrels under my mum's pillow. Once it also managed, somehow, to leave the entrails of an indeterminate animal in the pocket of one of my jackets.

[hyperD]

Bah! If it had been marinating, er, sitting in a bowl of vinegar, yoghurt and roast spices, it would have made a lovely vindaloo.

[norrahe]

top tip -

do not tell the missus you are going to ring the guiness book of records, and aske her if its ok to put the cat in the freezer with a handful of sweetcorn

ouch, my arm still hurts

[EternalOptimist]

top tip -

do not tell the missus you are going to ring the guiness book of records, and aske her if its ok to put the cat in the freezer with a handful of sweetcorn

ouch, my arm still hurts

[Mich the Tester]

Oh and the tail. I guess there's not much in the way of meat on them.

You could boil it to make stock and then the cat will happily drink it.

[The_Equalizer]

It’s very generous of them to leave the tulip filled intestines for the birds.

Oh and the tail. I guess there's not much in the way of meat on them.

[Mich the Tester]

My old cat used to do it in three sittings; head first. Nice!

It’s very generous of them to leave the tulip filled intestines for the birds.

[The_Equalizer]

Never seen a cat eat a squirrel?

Quite a gory sight.

My old cat used to do it in three sittings; head first. Nice!

[norrahe]

has this one been done ?


This mog survived for weeks in the chiller, living on frozen peas.

Poor little sod, glad it ended well

[doodab]

Cats are cool.

Especially when they've been in a freezer for a week