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Well, the ******* big rotweiler we have would have had an early tea and supper if a scrote had of tried it. Then my strapping weight lifting lad would have throttled them for giving the dog her tea early!
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I wasn't correcting your spelling, I was calling you a ball-bag. ball-bag.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scroatOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postscrote
I think not.
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scroteOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostMeanwhile, some scroat is going to burgle your house and make off with your cap and whippet.
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Meanwhile, some scroat is going to burgle your house and make off with your cap and whippet.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Postso, Im off out for a drive in the convertible, with the top down ofcourse!
See ya's later.
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What's no.3 in metric units? I went for 12mm yesterday, with 7mm nape and sideburns.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnice.
gave myself a quick No3 in the bathroom with my shaver, watched Columbo nail some dodgy architect, and now it's fozzies and Travian.
the perfect lazy day

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nice.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Postso, Im off out for a drive in the convertible, with the top down ofcourse!
See ya's later.
gave myself a quick No3 in the bathroom with my shaver, watched Columbo nail some dodgy architect, and now it's fozzies and Travian.
the perfect lazy day
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Lovely day here in the north west.
so, Im off out for a drive in the convertible, with the top down ofcourse!
See ya's later.
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