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Previously on "Embarassing Illnesses, C4, Friday."

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  • wurzel
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    What is WRONG with these people that they would bring that to the nation's attention?
    Precisely; the embarrassment of having your normal healthy looking bits prodded by a medic in private is more than enough for me but to show off one's deformed genitalia in front of the whole nation? God, you'd have to pay me so much money so I could move to the other side of the world & never have to show my face here again.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

    Can't wait for next week's one with the bird who gives off a "fishy odour" once a month. What is WRONG with these people that they would bring that to the nation's attention?
    <cough> that should be only once a month.
    she's the lucky one


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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    The state of that bloke's arse was gross. I suppose some people like watching that sort of stuff.
    Caught a glimpse of this as I sat down for dinner!! eek
    Jeez!!!!!!!! Could not get hold of the remote fast enough!!

    Can't wait for next week's one with the bird who gives off a "fishy odour" once a month. What is WRONG with these people that they would bring that to the nation's attention?

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  • ribble
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    NSFW but....

    But Google 'Blue Waffle'

    Ribble

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Looks like a good way to get referred to a specialist quickly, and for free.

    Trade off is that you have to admit to the nation that it hurts when you pee.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    The state of that bloke's arse was gross. I suppose some people like watching that sort of stuff.
    Best it's not as gross as hello.jpg......

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    That was until I viewed last evening's offering of anal fistula.
    The state of that bloke's arse was gross. I suppose some people like watching that sort of stuff.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    The girly has loads of chat about piles. THis weeks one was a bloke who had an army doctor whip them off in the 40s and since he has had to squeeze them out with the effort of Geoff Capes lifting a horse cart filled with bricks.

    And she wonders why I do not ask her how her day has been over the dinner table?
    Don't have meatballs.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Isn't the premise of this programme showing various afflictions to thousands of viewers of people who are too embarassed to go to their doctor?

    So embarassing to go to local gp, but not to go on national tv
    The program is a fix.

    The people aren't too embarrassed to go to their GP.

    They are the sort of people who are happy to have loads of medical students have a good look at them because it helps them learn and treat others better.

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  • minestrone
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    The girly has loads of chat about piles. THis weeks one was a bloke who had an army doctor whip them off in the 40s and since he has had to squeeze them out with the effort of Geoff Capes lifting a horse cart filled with bricks.

    And she wonders why I do not ask her how her day has been over the dinner table?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    <crap joke alert>

    Bloke up in court.
    lawyer -'So you admit to pulling the comunication cord'
    defendent ' I do'
    lawyer - 'you were in the toilet, and you pulled the cord'
    defendent - 'I did'
    lawyer - 'causing the train to brake sharply , injuring ten passengers'
    defendent - 'correct'
    lawyer - 'and your defence is that you suffer from piles'
    defendent - 'thats true but let me explain...'
    lawyer - 'there is no need to explain. I have piles, I travel on the train, I use the toilet facilities on the train. But I have never felt the need to call assistance by pulling the communication cord because of my piles'

    defendent - 'Maybe, but I bet yours have never been wrapped around the fckng axle'


    <you can come out now>



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  • Zippy
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    A pile tying machine??
    The thought of it would make them retreat, shirley?

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  • norrahe
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    Isn't the premise of this programme showing various afflictions to thousands of viewers of people who are too embarassed to go to their doctor?

    So embarassing to go to local gp, but not to go on national tv

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Embarassing Illnesses, C4, Friday.

    Embarassing Illnesses, C4, Friday.



    I thought last week's epic with the magic machine for tying off your piles was gross.

    That was until I viewed last evening's offering of anal fistula.

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